PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Average Tycoon Player (ranked 2271 p4p, 2925 weight class) and Ulysses Blazkov (ranked 267 p4p, 334 weight class). Blazkov is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Roar Of A Lion. Ulysses Blazkov has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Average Tycoon Player's chin.

Tycoon Player
vs
Blazkov

210 cm
27
255
11 - 8 - 0

194 cm
42
268
35 - 21 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Granite chin

NARCOS
Bondi MMA 🏝️

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Average Tycoon Player!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 21 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ulysses Blazkov!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Igor Prikhodko and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blazkov avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tycoon Player stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
We've been informed that Blazkov has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Blazkov misses with a left hand
enabling Tycoon Player to counter with a crisp jab.
Blazkov throws an off balance right hand
and Tycoon Player counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Ulysses Blazkov has been cut.
A slow jab from Tycoon Player misses its intended target.
Blazkov tries a head kick but it misses.
Blazkov lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Nice body punch from Blazkov.
Blazkov attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Blazkov thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tycoon Player throwing a counter right hand but Blazkov manages to avoid it.
Blazkov misses with a leg kick

and Tycoon Player counters with a crisp one two that drops Blazkov! Tycoon Player thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Blazkov to his feet! Blazkov is in big trouble!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Blazkov rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Tycoon Player to counter with a crisp jab.
Tycoon Player lands an uppercut, right on the button! Blazkov tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Average Tycoon Player!
In defeat, Ulysses Blazkov stepped up to the mic, saying 'I think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy. I got the looks. That drives the girls wild. I got the moves. That really move them. I send chills. Up and down their spine. I'm just a sexy boy. (sexy boy) I'm not your boy toy. (boy toy) I'm just a sexy boy. (sexy boy) I'm not your boy toy. (boy toy)'.