PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Chilli Bloke (ranked 2134 p4p, 2339 weight class) and Peter Gretel (ranked 147 p4p, 160 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Bloke
vs
Gretel

178 cm
26
135
12 - 10 - 0

170 cm
25
130
6 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

NARCOS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chilli Bloke!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Peter Gretel!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Paulsen Ambrosius and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bloke throws the left hand but Gretel avoids the punch easily.
Good work by Gretel as he checks the leg kick.
A jab from Bloke misses.
Gretel catches Bloke with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bloke swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Gretel counters with a stiff right hand.
Bloke lands with a hook. Gretel tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bloke misses with an uppercut. Gretel saw that one coming.
Bloke cracks Gretel with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Bloke misses with the combination.
Gretel pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gretel throws a hook but Bloke avoids it easily.
Bloke ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gretel moves away.
Nice body punch from Gretel.
Bloke misses with a body shot.
Bloke wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gretel catches Bloke with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

It looks like Chilli Bloke has been cut.
Bloke really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gretel throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bloke on the side of the head.
Bloke takes a swing at Gretel's ribcage but misses.
Bloke misses with a body shot
and Gretel counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Gretel misses with a left hand
and Bloke counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Gretel connects with a body shot that sends Bloke's belly button to the back.
Gretel throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bloke takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Gretel misses with a lunging right hand
and Bloke counters with a left to the body.
Bloke swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gretel throws a jab but it's blocked by Bloke.
Gretel takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Gretel throws a body punch but Bloke moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bloke uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gretel.
Gretel moves out of range of the strikes.
Bloke lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bloke ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bloke is looking to wear down Gretel with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloke throws a series of punches but Gretel avoids them all with ease.
Gretel lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Gretel misses with a looping left.
Bloke walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A leg kick checked by Bloke.
Bloke is looking to counter punch.
Bloke goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Bloke misses with a straight left.
Bloke throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gretel sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Decent striking displayed by Bloke there.
Gretel throws an overhand right that lands on Bloke's shoulder, as Bloke tries to avoid the shot.
Bloke swings for the body but Gretel moves out of range.
Gretel tries to move into range but Bloke moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bloke scores with a sloppy right hand. Gretel should have avoided that one.
Bloke pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bloke tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gretel was well out of range. Poor timing from Bloke.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bloke lands a two punch combo.
A punch lands to the side of Gretel 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bloke misses with a double jab
and Gretel connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bloke throws a nice looking combination but Gretel bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bloke is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bloke drops his hands momentarily and Gretel takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Gretel scores with the left hand. Bloke knows he should have avoided that one.
Bloke throws a body shot but no joy.
Gretel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bloke.
Bloke is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Bloke misses with a right hand
and Gretel connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice leg kick from Gretel, right into the meat of the thigh.
Gretel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bloke was well out of range. Poor timing from Gretel.
A little feinted left hand from Bloke on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bloke misses with a body shot
enabling Gretel to counter with a crisp jab.
Gretel throws a lazy head kick
and Bloke connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Gretel catches Bloke right on the button with a cross.
Nice body punch from Gretel.
A shot to the liver by Bloke. Beautiful body shot.
Bloke lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Gretel circles away quickly and effectively.
Gretel changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Gretel misses with a straight right.
Gretel throws a sloppy body shot
and Bloke counters with a nice uppercut.
Gretel throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bloke misses with a wild body shot.
Bloke throws a lazy right hand but Gretel sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Gretel dodges the punch combination from Bloke.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bloke lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Bloke.
Gretel uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bloke.
Gretel tries to land a leg kick but Bloke saw it coming and moves away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Chilli Bloke will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Chilli Bloke's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Gretel throws a predictable looking body shot
and Bloke counters with a stiff right hand.
Gretel throws a body shot but no joy.
Gretel displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bloke throws out the jab.
Gretel throws an overhand right that lands on Bloke's shoulder, as Bloke tries to avoid the shot.
Bloke throws an overhand right that lands on Gretel's shoulder, as Gretel tries to avoid the shot.
A jab from Gretel misses.
Gretel lands with a straight right. Bloke didn't see that one coming.
Bloke scores with a nice right hand.
Bloke scores with a punch to the head.
Bloke misses with a double jab.
Chilli Bloke is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A left lands for Bloke.
Gretel throws a lazy uppercut
and Bloke makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bloke works over Gretel's head and body with a nice combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bloke goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Bloke misses the shot to the body.
Gretel lands with a nice combination. Bloke backs away looking to recover.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloke misses with a combination
and Gretel counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Gretel lands a jab.
Bloke throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Gretel misses with the combination.
Bloke wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Gretel scores with a jab to the jaw.
Gretel keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bloke fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bloke takes a swing at Gretel's ribcage but misses.
Bloke throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bloke misses with a few strikes there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bloke just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice body kick there by Gretel.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gretel scores with a nice right hand.
Gretel loads up on a big right hand but Bloke slips the punch.
Bloke displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Gretel throws out the jab.
Gretel scores with a nice head shot.
Gretel throws out a loose jab but Bloke uses good head movement to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bloke. Gretel does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bloke missing with a left hand there. Gretel was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gretel misses the shot to the body.
Bloke throws a predictable looking body shot
and Gretel counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bloke misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A telegraphed right hand from Gretel misses the target.
The fighters circling - Gretel throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bloke scores with a punch to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gretel thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bloke tests Gretel's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Gretel throws a hook to the side of Bloke's head but Bloke sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A clash of legs there as Bloke blocks the low kick.
Bloke bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Gretel misses with the combination.
Bloke seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Chilli Bloke is winning the standup battle so far.
Gretel will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
It looked like Bloke wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Gretel fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bloke manages to avoid it.
Gretel keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gretel looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bloke scores with a jab.
Bloke connects with a body shot.
Gretel has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Nice body punch from Gretel.
Bloke swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bloke throws a body shot but no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Bloke throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bloke moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bloke misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gretel.
Bloke throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bloke throws a big shot that misses.
Bloke dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gretel lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bloke misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gretel.
Bloke swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Gretel.
Gretel looks to throw the jab but Bloke is out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Bloke misses the target.
Gretel jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gretel with a jab.
Bloke ducks under a wild hook from Gretel.
Bloke uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gretel.
Bloke swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Chilli Bloke will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Chilli Bloke's cut.
That's time! Bloke's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!

Gretel takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Gretel takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Gretel fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bloke on the side of the head.
Bloke throws a right and a left that both miss.
Gretel uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bloke.
Bloke misses with a double jab
and Gretel counters with a straight right hand.
Gretel moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

Bloke is rocked!
Gretel lands a nice hook to Bloke's body. Bloke takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Gretel throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Bloke counters with a nice uppercut.
Bloke doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bloke throws an off balance right hand
enabling Gretel to counter with a crisp jab.
Oh Bloke is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bloke walks into a left hand.
Gretel lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Gretel throws a leg kick
and Gretel takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloke takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Gretel throws a solid leg kick but Bloke takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Gretel.
Gretel misses with a looping right.
An attempted straight right counter from Bloke misses the target.
Bloke takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Gretel scoring well with a low kick there.
Gretel is pawing at Bloke, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Bloke's nose. Bloke is badly hurt! Gretel pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Bloke tries desperately to hold on but Gretel is relentless in his assault! As Bloke receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Gretel away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peter Gretel!
Peter Gretel decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.