PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Dollas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Phucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bobby Dollas could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Big Phucker's chin.

Dollas
vs
Phucker

170 cm
19
144 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

150 cm
23
141 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Alpha-Omega

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bobby Dollas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Big Phucker!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Phucker shoots in for a double leg but Dollas sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Phucker shoots in but no luck this time.
Dollas misses with a takedown

and Phucker counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

Phucker wants to work for an arm triangle but Dollas is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Phucker stops Dollas from getting back to his feet.

Dollas makes his way to full guard, as Phucker worked for a kimura.

Phucker stands up from Dollas's guard - Phucker perhaps looking for a knockout.
Phucker fails to land the takedown.
Bobby Dollas has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Big Phucker.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Phucker showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Dollas.
Phucker shoots in but Dollas avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Phucker tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Dollas swivels and escapes.
Phucker looks gassed!
Dollas throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Phucker's head.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Phucker.
A head kick misses from Dollas.
Dollas fails to land with a series of punches.
Dollas scores with a head kick.
Phucker takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dollas swinging wilding here.
Phucker has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dollas.
Phucker looks for a takedown but Dollas sprawls well.
Dollas throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Phucker's head.

Phucker is rocked!
Dollas tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Dollas.
Dollas lands a head kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dollas moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

Phucker looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Phucker is pushing down on Dollas's leg trying to pass to half guard. Dollas is fighting to maintain full guard but Phucker has managed to sneak the leg through.
Dollas is trying to stand.
Phucker is keen to just control but Dollas is a slippery customer.

Phucker is working for a submission of some sort.
Dollas is trying to stand back up but Phucker is controlling him

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Phucker is trying to work for a kimura but Dollas is defending well.
Phucker wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dollas keeps working.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Phucker thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Dollas's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Dollas is defending against the submission attempts here by Phucker.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Nice shot lands for Dollas.
Phucker misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Dollas connects with a good right hand that stumbles Phucker. Phucker circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Phucker dodges the punch combination from Dollas.
Dollas throws a right hand that Phucker ducks under and follows up with a left that Phucker also avoids with ease.
Dollas throws a series of punches but Phucker moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bobby Dollas will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Phucker shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dollas as he avoids it easily.
Dollas works over Phucker's head and body with a nice combination.
Phucker misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Phucker shoots for a double leg takedown but Dollas sprawls well. He's pushed Phucker's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Bobby Dollas has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Big Phucker.
Dollas thuds his shin into the meat of Phucker's side.
Dollas throws a sloppy head kick and Phucker moves out of range easily.
Dollas tries to clinch but Phucker is having none of it.
Dollas works over Phucker's head and body with a nice combination.

Phucker closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Phucker is keen to just control but Dollas is a slippery customer.

Phucker is trying to work for a kimura but Dollas is defending well.

Phucker is looking for submissions but instead, Dollas has regained full guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Phucker stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Phucker blocks a head kick by Dollas.
Phucker blocks a head kick by Dollas.
Phucker shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Phucker will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Phucker takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Dollas lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Phucker circles away quickly and effectively.
Dollas keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Phucker closes the distance and clinches up with Dollas, looking for a takedown. Phucker pushes Dollas against the cage but Dollas circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Phucker closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Phucker throwing strikes but Dollas manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!

Phucker bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Bobby Dollas is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Some wild striking there from Dollas.

Phucker shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Phucker was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!

Phucker moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Dollas has worked his arm free - good work by Dollas!
Dollas is not content to let Phucker control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Phucker looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

Phucker goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Dollas has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Phucker but great work by Dollas.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Phucker is trying to improve his position.
Phucker is trying to control Dollas's posture but Dollas avoids it.
Dollas wants to stand but Phucker has his arm trapped.
Phucker looking for a sweep but Dollas has passed into full mount! Oh no!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Big Phucker showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Dollas!
Dollas ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Phucker moves away.
Phucker fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Phucker looks for a takedown but Dollas sprawls well.
Nice shot by Dollas.
Dollas throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Phucker's head.
Phucker shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dollas as he avoids it easily.
Bobby Dollas has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Big Phucker.
Dollas lets loose with a powerful body kick. Phucker will feel that in the morning.
Dollas is looking to clinch.
Phucker looks for a takedown but Dollas sprawls well.
Dollas misses with a head kick.
Dollas ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Phucker looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

Phucker is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Dollas is just riding it out for now. Phucker eventually gives up the hold.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Phucker is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Dollas doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Phucker.
Phucker wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dollas keeps working.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Phucker is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Dollas has managed to free his arm - good work.
Dollas tries to kick Phucker off but Phucker keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Phucker seems to be working for a kimura but Dollas defends the submission attempt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dollas is trying to stand.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Dollas stuffs the takedown attempt from Phucker. Phucker gets slowly back to his feet.
Dollas misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Horrible takedown by Phucker or perhaps it was just good defense by Dollas which made him look bad.
Dollas turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Phucker misses with a takedown attempt - Dollas sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dollas looks to land a combination but Phucker avoids it well.

Phucker closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Phucker is looking to advance position but Dollas won't allow it.

Phucker is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Dollas sees it coming and defends easily.

Phucker is trying to work for a kimura but Dollas is defending well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Phucker is looking to pass Dollas's guard but actually Dollas recovers to full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Big Phucker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Phucker has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 28:29
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Big Phucker!