PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tim Bits (ranked 2551 p4p, 2849 weight class) and Uno Skibbo (ranked 317 p4p, 351 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Tim Bits has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Tim Bits seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Bits
vs
Skibbo

180 cm
21
173
2 - 1 - 0

184 cm
20
176
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

The Pharmacy Phuket
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tim Bits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Uno Skibbo!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Marco Blurström and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bits cracks Skibbo with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
The fighters circling - Bits throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bits with a nice cross.
A punch lands to the side of Bits 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Skibbo connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bits scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Bits loads up on a big right hand but Skibbo slips the punch.
Bits dips to his left and cracks Skibbo with an uppercut!
Bits misses with an uppercut.
Bits scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Skibbo misses with a looping left.
Bits misses with a straight right.
Bits lands with a nice body punch.
Bits avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bits appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Bits throws a hook but Skibbo avoids it easily.
Skibbo throws a body shot but no joy.
Skibbo throws a body shot but no joy.
Skibbo misses with a low kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Bits checks a leg kick.
Skibbo tries to work over Bits's front leg with a kick but Bits checks it.
Bits swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Bits looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bits moves out of range of the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Bits 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Skibbo lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Skibbo misses with the combination.
Skibbo throws a solid leg kick but Bits takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Skibbo.
Bits lands with a hook. Skibbo tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bits throws a shot from downtown. Skibbo moves away and avoids it.
Bits with a nice cross.
Bits fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bits throws a lazy right hand but Skibbo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bits moves out of range of the leg kick from Skibbo.
Skibbo misses with the combination.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bits avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bits moves out of range of the strikes.
Skibbo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bits manages to avoid it.
It looked like Bits was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Skibbo.
Bits is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Bits connects with a looping right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Skibbo looks to land a left hand but Bits moved out of range nicely.
Bits lands with a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skibbo ducks under a wild hook from Bits.
A slow jab from Skibbo misses its intended target.
Bits scores with a decent looking hook.
Bits looks to land a combination but Skibbo avoids it well.
Bits gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Skibbo.
Bits swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bits throws a hook but Skibbo blocks it.
Skibbo let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Skibbo connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Skibbo darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Skibbo throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Bits's head.
Skibbo swings for the body but Bits moves out of range.
Bits checks the leg kick nicely there.
Skibbo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bits.
The fighters circle momentarily. Skibbo darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bits moves out of range of the strikes.
Bits avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The fighters circling - Skibbo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Skibbo moves out of range as Bits strikes.
Bits is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Skibbo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bits.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bits changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Skibbo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bits uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Skibbo.
Bits takes a swing at Skibbo's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Bits does it's job there.
Bits checks a low kick from Skibbo.
Skibbo throws a leg kick but Bits sees it coming and moves out of range.
Skibbo is looking to chop away at Bits's legs.
Skibbo throws a low kick but Bits avoids it.
Skibbo throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bits.
Skibbo wants to land a leg kick but Bits is out of range.
Bits swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Skibbo is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Bits with a body shot.
A big right from Bits misses.
Skibbo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Skibbo scores with a sloppy right hand. Bits should have avoided that one.
Bits lands a slapping body shot.
Bits moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big left from Bits misses.
Bits throws out a loose jab but Skibbo uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skibbo lunges at Bits with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bits's hand.
Good exchange - Skibbo coming out on top.
Bits is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bits takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A slow jab from Skibbo misses its intended target.
Skibbo uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bits has time to react.
No joy there for Bits, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bits takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A decent looking cross lands there for Skibbo.
Skibbo moves out of range of the strikes.
A jab from Bits does it's job there.
Skibbo swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Skibbo throws a lazy right hand but Bits sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Skibbo with a nice cross.
Skibbo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bits looks to throw the jab but Skibbo is out of range.
Bits misses with a body shot.
Skibbo missing with a left hand there. Bits was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A little feinted left hand from Bits on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Uno Skibbo will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Skibbo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bits sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Skibbo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bits misses with a body shot.
Bits misses with a two punch combination.
A countering left hand to the body from Skibbo misses.
Skibbo ducks under a wild hook from Bits.
A jab from Bits misses.
Skibbo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bits moves away.
Skibbo connects with a body shot that sends Bits's belly button to the back.
Skibbo moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Skibbo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Skibbo let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bits scores with the left hand. Skibbo knows he should have avoided that one.
Bits dips to his left and cracks Skibbo with an uppercut!
Bits works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Skibbo thows a left - swing and a miss!
It looked like Bits was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Skibbo.
Bits looks to score with a jab to the body but Skibbo is just out of range.
We've been informed that Skibbo has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Skibbo takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Skibbo clobbers Bits with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bits just misses with a punch to the body.
Skibbo ducks under a wild hook from Bits.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bits misses with a body shot.
Bits throws a big shot that misses.
Skibbo throws a leg kick but Bits moved away.
Bits throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Skibbo on the side of the head.
Bits slips under a jab.
Bits was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Skibbo throws a body punch but Bits moves out of range.
Skibbo slips under a jab from Bits.
Skibbo lands a lovely overhand right.
Skibbo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Skibbo listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Skibbo throws the left hand but Bits avoids the punch easily.
Bits moves out of range of the leg kick from Skibbo.
Skibbo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Uno Skibbo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Skibbo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A swing and a miss from Skibbo.
Bits connects with a jab.
Bits checks a leg kick.
Bits checks the leg kick.
Bits was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skibbo throws a jab but it's blocked by Bits.
Bits lands with a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A telegraphed right hand from Skibbo misses the target.
Bits loads up on a big right hand but Skibbo slips the punch.
Skibbo throws out a counter right but Bits avoids it with no problem.
Skibbo throws a low kick, looking for Bits's leg but Bits calmly moves out of range.
Skibbo has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bits finds it's way round the side to connect with Skibbo's head.
Skibbo just misses with a punch to the body.
Bits misses with a wild body shot.
Skibbo loads up on a big right hand but Bits slips the punch.
Skibbo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bits manages to avoid it.
Bits appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Bits throws a hook but Skibbo blocks it.
Bits throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Skibbo staying out of range there.
Bits takes a swing at Skibbo's ribcage but misses.
Skibbo looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bits misses with a looping left.
A little jabbing left from Skibbo on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Skibbo throws a body shot but no joy.
Skibbo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bits lands with a hook. Skibbo tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bits throws a hook to the side of Skibbo's head but Skibbo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A countering left hand to the body from Skibbo misses.
That kick from Skibbo tenderised Bits's leg. Bits is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bits takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bits throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Skibbo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bits was well out of range. Poor timing from Skibbo.
Skibbo throws the kick towards the body but Bits avoids it.
Bits checks a low kick from Skibbo.
Bits lands a nice hook to Skibbo's body. Skibbo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bits fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Skibbo manages to avoid it.
Skibbo is looking to slow Bits down with leg kicks.
Bits looks to score with a jab to the body but Skibbo is just out of range.
Bits misses with a straight right.
Bits uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Skibbo.
Bits ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bits takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Skibbo scores with a three punch combo!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A leg kick checked by Bits.
Bits appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bits uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Skibbo.
Skibbo moves out of range of the strikes.
Bits is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Skibbo.
Skibbo's corner calls for a 1-2. Skibbo obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Skibbo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bits was well out of range. Poor timing from Skibbo.
Bits just misses with a punch to the body.
Skibbo walks into a stiff left hand from Bits.
Bits fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Skibbo manages to avoid it.
A big left from Bits misses.
Skibbo wants to slow Bits down by chopping away at his legs.
Bits tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Skibbo was well out of range. Poor timing from Bits.
Bits just misses with a punch to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Bits misses the target.
Skibbo scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bits in his tracks.
Bits misses with an uppercut. Skibbo saw that one coming.
Skibbo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bits.
A jab from Skibbo misses.
Bits is looking to counter punch.
Skibbo pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Tim Bits will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Bits cracks a nice hook into Skibbo's ribs.
Bits lands a two punch combo.
Skibbo does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Skibbo connects with a jab.
Skibbo missing with a left hand there. Bits was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Skibbo thuds his right hand into Bits's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Bits just misses with a punch to the body.
Bits missing with a left hand there. Skibbo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bits throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bits throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bits with a hook.
Bits on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Skibbo throws a series of punches but Bits moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bits throws a jab when Skibbo was well out of range.
Bits moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Skibbo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bits.
Bits fails to land with a series of punches.
Skibbo clobbers Bits with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bits moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Skibbo swings for the body but Bits moves out of range.
Skibbo takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A looping hook to the body misses from Skibbo. Bits does a little dance to reset his feet.
Skibbo lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Skibbo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A left lands for Bits.
Bits swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bits slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Skibbo throws a leg kick but Bits sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Skibbo has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Skibbo throws out a loose jab but Bits uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Skibbo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Skibbo is looking to slow Bits down with leg kicks.
Skibbo scores with a one two! Bits had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Skibbo takes a swing at Bits's ribcage but misses.
Bits connects with the punch.
Bits uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Skibbo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Skibbo walks into a left hand.
Skibbo misses with a straight right.
Bits staying out of range there.
Skibbo ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Skibbo throws a jab but it's blocked by Bits.
Bits pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bits missing with a left hand there. Skibbo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bits thuds a left hand into Skibbo's body.
Skibbo slips under a jab.
Bits scores with a one two! Skibbo had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Skibbo blocks a jab.
It seemed like Skibbo was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bits connects with a good right hand that stumbles Skibbo. Skibbo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Skibbo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Skibbo misses the target.
Bits throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bits steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Skibbo.
Skibbo jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bits looks to land a left hand but Skibbo moved out of range nicely.
Skibbo feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bitss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bits throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Skibbo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Skibbo throws a lazy right hand but Bits sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bits takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Bits misses the shot to the body.
Bits lands with a right hand.
Bits uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Skibbo.
Bits takes a swing at Skibbo's ribcage but misses.
Bits swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bits misses the jab.
Skibbo looks to throw a body kick
enabling Bits to counter with a crisp jab.
Skibbo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bits throws a right and a left that Skibbo avoids nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Skibbo! But no joy.
A swing and a miss from Skibbo.
Bits avoids the body shot from Skibbo.
Bits lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skibbo throws a low kick but Bits moves out of range easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bits throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bits uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Skibbo.
Bits throws a shot from downtown. Skibbo moves away and avoids it.
Nice defenses there by Bits.
Skibbo throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bits counters with a stiff right hand.
Bits looks to score with a jab to the body but Skibbo is just out of range.
Bits jabs at Skibbo's body.
Bits moves out of range of the strikes.
Skibbo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A jab from Bits does it's job there.
Skibbo avoids the body shot from Bits.
Bits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Skibbo moves away.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bits misses with a double jab.
Skibbo slips a jab and a cross from Bits.
Bits uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Skibbo.
Skibbo thows a leg kick but Bits checks it
and Bits counters with a straight right hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tim Bits showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bits has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 29:28
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tim Bits!
A victorious Tim Bits thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.