PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd McPherson (ranked 3853 p4p, 2223 weight class) and Marcel Clay (ranked 383 p4p, 244 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

McPherson
vs
Clay

225 cm
46
280
26 - 25 - 0

197 cm
23
255
4 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Good chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd McPherson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Marcel Clay!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Alec Ball and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Clay throws a push kick but McPherson slaps the foot to one side.
McPherson feinted with a counter takedown.
Clay sizes up McPherson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

It looks like Turd McPherson has been cut.
Clay with a nice cross.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
McPherson gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Clay gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marcel Clay!