PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mikey Moutinho (ranked 3395 p4p, 3165 weight class) and Ernst Stavro Blofeld (ranked 358 p4p, 340 weight class). Mikey Moutinho had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 266.9lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Moutinho
vs
Blofeld

170 cm
19
290
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
19
280
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mikey Moutinho!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ernst Stavro Blofeld!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, David Schapiro and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Moutinho has managed to clinch.
Blofeld effectively controlling the action here.

Moutinho breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Moutinho has Blofeld up against the cage in a clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Moutinho.

Blofeld pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Moutinho tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Mikey Moutinho seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Moutinho wants to clinch up but Blofeld keeps it at a distance.
Blofeld throws a low kick but it's checked well by Moutinho.
Moutinho throws a head kick that misses
and Blofeld counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Mikey Moutinho has been cut.

Moutinho closes the distance and pushes Blofeld back into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Moutinho tries to land a knee to the head but Blofeld blocks with his arms.
Blofeld lands a right hand that snaps the head of Moutinho backwards.

Blofeld manages to break the clinch.
Blofeld tries to clinch up but Moutinho circles away and keeps his distance.
Moutinho darts in trying to clinch

and Blofeld counters with a crisp one two that drops Moutinho! Blofeld thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Moutinho to his feet! Moutinho is in big trouble!

Moutinho is rocked!
Blofeld looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Moutinho has taken the fight to the clinch.
Blofeld managing to block the knees to the body from Moutinho.
Moutinho is trying to maintain a safe position but Blofeld gets an underhook and turns Moutinho into the cage.
Moutinho with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Blofeld just leaning against Moutinho, taking a breather.

Blofeld breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Blofeld lets loose with a powerful body kick. Moutinho will feel that in the morning.

Blofeld has Moutinho up against the cage in a clinch.
Moutinho is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Blofeld lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Moutinho or not.
Moutinho misses with a knee to the head.
A short left from Blofeld.
Blofeld misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blofeld leaning against his opponent.
Blofeld has a couple of punches blocked by Moutinho.
Blofeld throws a head punch that misses.
Blofeld lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Moutinho throws a knee to the head but misses.
Blofeld taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

Blofeld breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Moutinho closes the distance but Blofeld moves to the side
and Blofeld counters with an outside leg kick.
Moutinho is breathing heavily.
Moutinho shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Blofeld as he jumps to the side.
And Blofeld responds with a good body kick, but Moutinho manages to step out the way in time.
Blofeld stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Blofeld wants it to stay on the feet.
Blofeld scores with a kick to the midsection.
Blofeld thows a body kick. Moutinho tries to catch it but that hurt him.

Blofeld has managed to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blofeld lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Blofeld digs a right hand underneath Moutinho's ribcage. Moutinho let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Blofeld pushes Moutinho back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

Blofeld manages to break the clinch.

Blofeld rushes Moutinho and presses him up against the cage.
Blofeld goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Blofeld lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Moutinho.
Blofeld stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Blofeld leaning against his opponent.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Blofeld takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Blofeld continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
Blofeld scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Moutinho escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Blofeld digs a good hook to Moutinho's body.
Blofeld moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Moutinho takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blofeld scores with a kick to the midsection.
Blofeld lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Blofeld closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Good leg kick by Blofeld.
Blofeld bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Blofeld lands a nice hook to Moutinho's body. Moutinho takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Blofeld lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Blofeld throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A slapping body kick lands there for Blofeld.

Blofeld lands a left and a right that send Moutinho crashing to the mat, dazed. Blofeld thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Oh Moutinho is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Blofeld throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A slapping body kick lands there for Blofeld.
Blofeld plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Moutinho swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Moutinho face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ernst Stavro Blofeld!
A very excited looking Ernst Stavro Blofeld made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.