PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mike Hitler (ranked 3051 p4p, 4705 weight class) and Rey Tigre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tigre has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Rey Tigre was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Hitler
vs
Tigre

182 cm
25
168
2 - 0 - 0

182 cm
18
160
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big heart

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Can Moonwalk

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mike Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rey Tigre!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Hirohito Nitta and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hitler cracks Tigre with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Tigre looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Hitler finish him?

Tigre is rocked!
Hitler lands a jab to Tigre's midsection.
Tigre is still on wobbly legs! Can Hitler finish him?
Tigre looks winded!
Hitler jabs at Tigre's body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hitler lands a brutal uppercut that launches Tigre off his feet! Tigre tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mike Hitler!
Mike Hitler seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.