PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Kawainui Perry (ranked 5774 p4p, 17370 weight class) and Joseph Telushikin (ranked 529 p4p, 558 weight class). Kawainui Perry is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Perry
vs
Telushikin

178 cm
21
170
3 - 2 - 1

178 cm
47
179
19 - 26 - 0

World class MT
Granite chin

Excellent MT
Powerful

Conquer

30th Century Beer Store

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Kawainui Perry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joseph Telushikin!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Leandro Rodrigues and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Perry throws a low kick but Telushikin moves out of range easily.
Perry avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Telushikin takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Telushikin clinches up with Perry and pushes him back against the ropes.
Perry makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Telushikin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Perry throws an elbow but it misses.
Perry blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Perry.
Perry lands a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Perry.
Perry lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Perry blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Telushikin scores with a shot to the side of Perry's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Perry working aggressively here.

Perry pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Perry moves away from the strike by Telushikin.
Perry throws a hook but Telushikin avoids it easily.
Perry connects with a right hand. Telushikin shakes it off.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Telushikin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Telushikin feints a jab promting Perry to slip. Telushikin then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Perry slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Telushikin connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Telushikin has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Perry.
Telushikin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Perry.
Telushikin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Telushikin drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Perry scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

Telushikin is rocked!
Perry lands with a good body shot.
Perry closes the distance and catches Telushikin with a lead hook that drops him to the canvas! Telushikin is clearly dazed and struggling here! 3,4,5,6,7 and Telushikin is up to his feet but the referee has called it off! Telushikin is still far too wobbly and he's not going to allow the fight to continue! Perry takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Kawainui Perry!
A very excited looking Kawainui Perry made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.