PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd McPherson (ranked 4748 p4p, 2525 weight class) and Deontay DJ (ranked 436 p4p, 273 weight class). DJ is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Lil Scrappy - No Problem. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McPherson
vs
DJ

225 cm
47
280
26 - 26 - 0

193 cm
34
255
18 - 25 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Good chin

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd McPherson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 25 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Deontay DJ!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Yves DeLean and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

DJ lands a left and a right that send McPherson crashing to the mat, dazed. DJ thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Turd McPherson has been cut.
DJ misses with a few strikes there.
DJ has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
DJ connects with a left and a right that sees a clearly hurt McPherson covering up! DJ comes in with a big uppercut and McPherson goes doooown! He's slumped up against the cage, eyes staring blankly into space.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Deontay DJ!
Deontay DJ seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.