PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mike Hitler (ranked 2666 p4p, 2851 weight class) and El Sar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hitler has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Mike Hitler has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Hitler
vs
Sar

182 cm
25
168
3 - 0 - 0

178 cm
18
160
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big heart

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mike Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, El Sar!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shigeki Sano and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler throws the left hand but Sar avoids the punch easily.
Hitler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sar feints the counter takedown.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hitler. Sar does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sar let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Sar misses with a hook. Hitler ducked under it nicely.
Hitler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hitler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sar throws out the jab.
Hitler fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Sar on the side of the head.
Hitler looks to land a left hand but Sar moved out of range nicely.
Hitler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hitler definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitler misses with a wild body shot.
Sar slips a jab from Hitler.
Hitler lands a slapping body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler misses the shot to the body.
Sar drops his hands momentarily and Hitler takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Sar avoids the body shot from Hitler.
A countering left hand to the body from Sar misses.
A big left from Hitler misses.
Sar appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sar. Hitler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sar staying out of range there.
Sar is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Sar keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hitler.
Sar swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Mike Hitler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good exchange - Hitler coming out on top.
Hitler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sar slips a straight right by Hitler.
Sar throws out a counter right but Hitler avoids it with no problem.
Hitler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sar closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sar staying out of range there.
Sar bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sar appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Hitler scores with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hitler throws an overhand right that lands on Sar's shoulder, as Sar tries to avoid the shot.
And Sar tries to counter it with a takedown but Hitler pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Hitler is breathing heavily.
Sar throws a looping overhand right but Hitler ducks down to avoid it.
Hitler throws a looping overhand right but Sar ducks down to avoid it.
Hitler bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sar's head.
The fighters circle momentarily. Hitler darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Hitler lands a jab to the nose.
Hitler digs a good hook to Sar's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hitler.
Sar staying out of range there.
Sar throws out a loose jab but Hitler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hitler scores with a hook to the body. Sar takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Sar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hitler.
Sar misses with a body shot.
Hitler is looking to counter punch.
Sar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hitler.
Sar tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Hitler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Sar looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Sar slips under a jab.
Sar avoids the body shot from Hitler.
Sar appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitler throws a looping overhand right but Sar ducks down to avoid it.
Sar fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Hitler misses with a hook.
Hitler lands a slapping body shot.
Hitler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hitler throws a jab when Sar was well out of range.
Sar swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hitler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sar.
Sar is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Hitler with a body shot.
Hitler looks to score with a jab to the body but Sar is just out of range.
Sar tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Hitler takes a swing at Sar's ribcage but misses.
Sar with the counter takedown but Hitler avoids it easily.
Hitler stuffs the takedown attempt from Sar. Sar gets slowly back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Hitler dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Hitler lands a slapping body shot.
Hitler throws a shot from downtown. Sar moves away and avoids it.
Hitler misses the jab.
A nice side step and Sar releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Hitler works Sar's body with a nice hook.
Hitler jabs Sar to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hitler lunges at Sar with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Sar's hand.
Hitler scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sar was well out of range. Poor timing from Hitler.
Sar misses the jab.
Hitler connects with a body shot that sends Sar's belly button to the back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hitler.
Sar staying out of range there.
Sar misses with a body shot
and Hitler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hitler swings for the body but Sar moves out of range.
Hitler with a jab.
Hitler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sar.
Hitler fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Mike Hitler is winning the standup battle so far.
Hitler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sar moves away.
Sar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hitler lunges at Sar with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Sar's hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Hitler. Beautiful body shot.
Hitler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hitler misses the shot to the body.
Sar throws a predictable looking body shot
and Hitler counters with a straight right hand.
A big right from Hitler misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hitler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Sar looks to land a left hand but Hitler moved out of range nicely.
Sar avoids the body shot from Hitler.
Hitler lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sar at a distance.
Sar staying out of range there.
Mike Hitler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitler takes a swing at Sar's ribcage but misses.
Sar gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hitler.
Hitler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sar can do to turn this around?
A looping hook to the body misses from Hitler. Sar does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sar takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hitler looks to land a left hand but Sar moved out of range nicely.
Sar with the counter takedown but Hitler avoids it easily.
Hitler avoids the body shot from Sar.
Hitler looks to throw the jab but Sar is out of range.
And Sar tries to counter it with a takedown but Hitler pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Hitler throws a hook to the side of Sar's head but Sar sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sar scores with a hook to the body. Hitler takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hitler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitler swings for the body but Sar moves out of range.
Sar tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Hitler throws an overhand right that lands on Sar's shoulder, as Sar tries to avoid the shot.
Sar looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Hitler ducks under a wild hook from Sar.
Hitler looks to land a right hand but Sar moved out of range.
Hitler feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Sars jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Sar blocks a jab.
Sar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hitler.
Hitler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hitler takes a swing at Sar's ribcage but misses.
Hitler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sar with the counter takedown but Hitler avoids it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Hitler dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Hitler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sar sees it coming and avoids it easily.
El Sar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hitler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sar moves away.
Sar throws out a counter right but Hitler avoids it with no problem.
Sar misses the jab.
Hitler misses with an uppercut.
Sar doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Hitler throws a hook to the side of Sar's head but Sar sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sar let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Hitler looks to score with a jab to the body but Sar is just out of range.
Sar looks to throw the jab but Hitler is out of range.
Hitler is looking to counter punch.
Hitler throws a hook but Sar blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Sar.
Sar throws a lazy uppercut
and Hitler counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot by Hitler.
Sar shoots in for a takedown but Hitler shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
A counter left hand to the body from Hitler misses its target.
Hitler slips a jab from Sar.
Hitler with a jab.
Hitler scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hitler misses the shot to the body.
Sar uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hitler.
And Sar tries to counter it with a takedown but Hitler pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Sar blocks a jab.
Hitler loads up on a big right hand but Sar slips the punch.
Sar looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Sar shoots in looking for a takedown but Hitler manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Sar's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Mike Hitler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of El Sar.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler throws a shot to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Hitler.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Sar might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Hitler has got the better of the exchanges.
A swing and a miss from Sar.
Hitler swings for the body but Sar moves out of range.
Sar tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Sar bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hitler misses with an uppercut.
Sar tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Hitler bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Sar's head backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sar steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hitler.
A countering left hand to the body from Sar misses.
Hitler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hitler misses with a hook.
A nice side step and Sar releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sar swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hitler throws a good cross that connects.
Sar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hitler throws a body shot but no joy.
Hitler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hitler throws a big shot that misses.
Sar looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Sar has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Sar bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
It seemed like Sar was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Hitler missing with a left hand there. Sar was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Horrible takedown attempt by Sar or perhaps it was just good defense by Hitler, which made it look bad.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Hitler misses.
Sar throws out a counter right but Hitler avoids it with no problem.
Mike Hitler is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Hitler looks to score with a jab to the body but Sar is just out of range.
It seemed like Sar was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Sar throws a body shot but no joy.
Hitler misses with a wild body shot.
Hitler dips to his left and cracks Sar with an uppercut!
Sar avoids the body shot from Hitler.
Sar swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hitler cracks Sar with an open hand slap.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hitler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sar manages to avoid it.
Hitler avoids the body shot from Sar.
Hitler lunges at Sar with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Sar's hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mike Hitler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Hitler has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mike Hitler!
Mike Hitler decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.