PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cage Slaughter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Goodtymes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Joey Goodtymes was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Slaughter
vs
Goodtymes

186 cm
23
193 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

185 cm
20
195 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Cage Slaughter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joey Goodtymes!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goodtymes shoots in but Slaughter avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Slaughter swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Joey Goodtymes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Goodtymes takes a kick to the side of the head.

It looks like Joey Goodtymes has been cut.
Goodtymes fails with the takedown.
Goodtymes shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Cage Slaughter has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joey Goodtymes.
Goodtymes tries to score a power double leg takedown but Slaughter sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Goodtymes somewhat.
Goodtymes shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Slaughter pinned against the cage. Slaughter gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Slaughter jabs at Goodtymes's body.
Goodtymes looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slaughter connects with a looping right hand.
Goodtymes misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Slaughter catches Goodtymes napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Goodtymes to the canvas!

Goodtymes is rocked!

Slaughter gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Goodtymes is still on wobbly legs! Can Slaughter finish him?
Slaughter throws a head kick but Goodtymes moves out of range.
Goodtymes seems to have recovered his senses.
Goodtymes changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Slaughter tries to avoid it but Goodtymes manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Slaughter to the ground. Slaughter escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Slaughter! Goodtymes is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cage Slaughter!