PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tarquin Doomwood (ranked 1888 p4p, 2948 weight class) and Mr Torso (ranked 251 p4p, 354 weight class). Doomwood's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Big No - Freddie Dredd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Doomwood
vs
Torso

175 cm
25
170
3 - 1 - 0

220 cm
25
170
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Tarquin Doomwood!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mr Torso!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Chris Edwards and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doomwood on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

It looks like Tarquin Doomwood has been cut.
Doomwood looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Doomwood throws a lazy right hand but Torso sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Torso lands with a right hand.
Doomwood with a poor takedown
and Torso counters with a stiff right hand.
Torso moves away from the strike by Doomwood.
Doomwood ducks right into an uppercut from Torso.
Doomwood misses the body punch

and Torso counters with a nice right hand that sends Doomwood toppling to the canvas! Doomwood scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Torso finish him?!

Doomwood is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Torso closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Doomwood out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mr Torso!
Mr Torso opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.
Tarquin Doomwood spoke after the fight, saying 'Big No!'.