PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between ICry Allthetimee (ranked 5005 p4p, 25178 weight class) and Dirty Undies (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Allthetimee
vs
Undies

198 cm
20
248
0 - 1 - 0

192 cm
18
250
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, ICry Allthetimee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dirty Undies!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Allthetimee throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Allthetimee misses with a double jab.
Allthetimee connects with a right hand. Undies shakes it off.

Undies bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Allthetimee tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.

Undies looking to break Allthetimee's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Allthetimee remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Undies will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Undies looking to break Allthetimee's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Allthetimee remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Undies will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Allthetimee is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.

Undies is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Allthetimee has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Undies punches Allthetimee on the ear.

Undies is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Allthetimee won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Undies off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Dirty Undies!