PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Satanic Panic (ranked 260 p4p, 320 weight class) and Mangas Coloradas (ranked 37 p4p, 45 weight class). Panic kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Freezing Moon. Mangas Coloradas told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Panic
vs
Coloradas

172 cm
34
157
26 - 18 - 1

181 cm
27
160
16 - 8 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Conviction
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Bondi MMA 🏝️
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Satanic Panic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mangas Coloradas!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Panic works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A cross from Panic lands.
Coloradas throws a low kick, looking for Panic's leg but Panic calmly moves out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Panic misses its target.
Panic showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Coloradas.
Coloradas keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Panic.
Coloradas looks to throw the jab but Panic is out of range.
Panic misses with a head kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Coloradas misses the target.
Panic throwing a counter right hand but Coloradas manages to avoid it.
Coloradas on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Panic cracks Coloradas with a good jab.
Coloradas jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Panic is looking to counter with a body kick.
Panic defending well as Coloradas loads up on a big left hand.
Satanic Panic seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Panic closes the distance and pushes Coloradas back into the cage.
Panic doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Coloradas goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Coloradas working Panic over with knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Panic lands a body punch in the clinch.

Coloradas pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Panic misses with a hook. Coloradas ducked under it nicely.
Coloradas moves away from the strike by Panic.
Nice shot lands for Panic.
Coloradas has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coloradas waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Panic.
Panic is looking to counter punch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Coloradas looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Coloradas is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Panic lands with a thumping leg kick.
Coloradas throws a front kick aimed at Panic's knee but Panic avoids it well.
Coloradas with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Panic misses with a low kick.
Panic moves out of range as Coloradas strikes.
Panic misses with an uppercut.
Panic fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Coloradas is out of range.
Panic connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Coloradas throws a body shot but no joy.
A bone on bone clash there as Panic blocks the leg kick.
Panic looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Coloradas misses with a wild combination.
Panic swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Panic tries to clinch up.
Coloradas was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Panic throws a lazy right hand but Coloradas sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Panic throws a leg kick but Coloradas moved away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Panic chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Coloradas can pounce on him.
Coloradas lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Coloradas misses with a double jab.
Panic is looking to score with low kicks.
Coloradas fails in his attempt to clinch.
Panic is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Coloradas.
Panic throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Coloradas smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Coloradas misses with a looping left.
Coloradas attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Panic fails with an attempt to clinch.
Panic misses with a low kick.
Coloradas fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Coloradas moves out of range as Panic throws a body kick.
Panic connects with a leg kick.
Panic throws a body kick that misses
and Coloradas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Coloradas throws a push kick but Panic slaps the foot to one side.
Coloradas misses with the combination.
Coloradas misses the shot to the body.
Coloradas tried to score with a low kick but Panic checks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Coloradas misses the target.
Coloradas lands with a straight right. Panic didn't see that one coming.
Panic swats away the attempt to clinch by Coloradas.
Panic appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Nice cross by Panic.
Coloradas throws a half hearted mid kick.
Nice defenses there by Panic.
Coloradas throws a hook but Panic avoids it easily.
Coloradas thows a left - swing and a miss!
It looked like Panic wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Coloradas throws a big shot that misses.
Coloradas throws a leg kick but Panic moved away.
Coloradas does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Panic swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Coloradas throws a nice looking combination but Panic bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Panic slips a jab and a cross from Coloradas.
Panic lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Coloradas tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Panic was well out of range. Poor timing from Coloradas.
Coloradas fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Panic manages to avoid it.
Panic thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Coloradas if he has to take too many more of those.
Panic throws a push kick but Coloradas slaps the foot to one side.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Panic throws a hook but Coloradas blocks it.
Coloradas is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Panic with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Coloradas fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Panic has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Coloradas lands a nice leg kick that just misses Panic's sensitive parts.
Panic throws a predictable looking body shot
and Coloradas connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Panic looks to throw the jab but Coloradas is out of range.
Panic checks a leg kick.
Coloradas tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Panic paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Panic throws a lazy body kick
and Coloradas counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Panic is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A big left from Coloradas misses.
Panic throws a half hearted mid kick.
Panic staying out of range there.
Coloradas moves away from the strike by Panic.
Panic sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
That kick from Coloradas tenderised Panic's leg. Panic is trying to keep his angry face on.
Panic works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Panic fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Coloradas is out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Panic. Coloradas shrugs it off though.
Coloradas misses the jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Coloradas catches Panic with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Both fighters circling a little - Panic finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Mangas Coloradas will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Coloradas lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Panic has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Panic and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Panic walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
An inside leg kick lands from Coloradas.
Coloradas throws a jab when Panic was well out of range.
Coloradas moves out of range as Panic strikes.
Panic steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Coloradas.
Panic clobbers Coloradas with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Coloradas walks into a stiff left hand from Panic.
A big left from Coloradas misses.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Panic.
Coloradas walks into a stiff left hand from Panic.
Coloradas throws a jab when Panic was well out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Panic, as that shot connected.
Coloradas throws a looping overhand right but Panic ducks down to avoid it.
Coloradas lands a leg kick that knocks Panic off balance momentarily.
Panic has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Coloradas moves out of range of the strikes.

Panic has closed the distance and engaged Coloradas in a clinch.
Coloradas misses with a hook to the ribs.
Panic lands a nice shot to the body.
Panic misses with a hook to the ribs.
Coloradas blocking some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coloradas swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Coloradas lands a knee to the head.

Coloradas breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Panic throws a body punch but Coloradas moves out of range.
That kick from Coloradas tenderised Panic's leg. Panic is trying to keep his angry face on.
Panic avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Panic misses with a left hand
and Coloradas connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Coloradas misses with a double jab.
Panic seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Panic avoids the head kick by Coloradas.
Panic chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Coloradas throws a lazy right hand but Panic sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Panic uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Coloradas.
Panic tries to counter by clinching up but Coloradas breaks away and moves out of range.
Panic feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Coloradass jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Coloradas looks to land a left hand but Panic moved out of range nicely.
Panic uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Coloradas.
Panic looks to land a right hand but Coloradas moved out of range.
Coloradas avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Panic doesn't manage to clinch there - Coloradas circles away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Panic staying out of range there.
Panic is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Panic lands with a straight right. Coloradas didn't see that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coloradas throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Panic scores with a nice right hand.
Coloradas lands with a nice combination. Panic backs away looking to recover.
Coloradas connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A telegraphed right hand from Panic misses the target.
That kick from Panic tenderised Coloradas's leg. Coloradas is trying to keep his angry face on.
Coloradas tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Panic manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Panic takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Coloradas fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Panic is out of range.
Coloradas throws a body shot but no joy.
Coloradas missing with a left hand there. Panic was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Panic throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Panic throws a nice inside leg kick.
Coloradas looks for the body kick but Panic saw that one coming.
Coloradas lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Coloradas tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Panic was well out of range. Poor timing from Coloradas.
Panic half committed to a counter leg kick.
Coloradas ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice defenses there by Coloradas.
Panic takes a swing at Coloradas's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Panic is looking to chop away at Coloradas's legs.
Panic tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Coloradas throws a jab but it's blocked by Panic.
A little feinted left hand from Panic on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Panic throws a low kick but Coloradas moves out of range easily.
Panic pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Panic is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Coloradas.
Coloradas checks a low kick from Panic.
A good leg kick by Panic.
Panic throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Coloradas feints and then cracks Panic's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Panic down.
A telegraphed right hand from Panic misses the target.
Panic tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Coloradas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Panic fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Coloradas manages to avoid it.
Panic cracks Coloradas with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Coloradas's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Panic connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Coloradas scrambles back to his feet.
Coloradas avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
No joy there for Coloradas, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mangas Coloradas seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Panic fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Coloradas manages to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Panic misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Panic forces Coloradas back against the cage and clinches.
Panic blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A nice right hand lands inside from Coloradas.
Panic makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short right from Panic.
Panic misses with a hook to the ribs.

Coloradas escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Panic misses with a straight left.
Panic steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Coloradas.
Panic pivots, looking for a leg kick but Coloradas is out of range and Panic settles back down.
Panic connects with a single shot there.
Panic checks a low kick from Coloradas.
Coloradas uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Panic throws a low kick, looking for Coloradas's leg but Coloradas calmly moves out of range.
Coloradas looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Panic throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Coloradas sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Coloradas throws a hook to the side of Panic's head but Panic sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Panic throws a big counter combination but Coloradas scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Panic is looking to slow Coloradas down with leg kicks.
Coloradas uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Panic.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Satanic Panic will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Coloradas takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Panic misses with a hook to the body
and Coloradas counters with a stiff right hand.
An inside leg kick from Panic misses.
Panic waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Coloradas.
Coloradas throws a leg kick that misses.
Panic throws a body punch but Coloradas moves out of range.
Coloradas tries a quick counter leg kick but Panic is wise to it.
Panic bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Coloradas's head backwards.
Panic keeps Coloradas at a distance using the push kick.
Coloradas will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Panic. Coloradas shrugs it off though.
Nice defenses there by Panic.
Coloradas slips a straight right by Panic.
A telegraphed right hand from Panic misses the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Panic scores with a kick to the midsection.
Panic takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Coloradas swings for the body but Panic moves out of range.
Panic misses with a body shot.
Coloradas throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Panic sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Panic displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Coloradas throws out the jab.
Coloradas swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coloradas throws a wild body kick that Panic sees coming a mile off.
Coloradas lands a nice leg kick that just misses Panic's sensitive parts.
Coloradas takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Coloradas scores with a leg kick.
Panic misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Coloradas tries a quick counter leg kick but Panic is wise to it.
Panic feints and then cracks Coloradas's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Coloradas down.
Coloradas takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Panic on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Coloradas lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Panic throws a low kick but Coloradas moves out of range easily.
Coloradas throws a big shot that misses.
Panic tries to counter by clinching up but Coloradas breaks away and moves out of range.
A jab from Panic misses.
Coloradas uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Panic.
Panic backing away here, and Coloradas unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Coloradas loads up on a big right hand but Panic slips the punch.
Panic scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Coloradas doesn't seem bothered though.
Panic misses with a straight right.
Panic checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Coloradas does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Panic swings for the body but Coloradas moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Panic throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Coloradas uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Panic.
Coloradas waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Panic.
Coloradas throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Panic sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Panic throws a low kick but it's checked well by Coloradas.
Panic looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Good work by Coloradas as he checks the leg kick.
Panic throws a hook to the side of Coloradas's head but Coloradas sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Coloradas throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Panic.
Coloradas throws a hook to the side of Panic's head but Panic sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Coloradas has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Panic throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A jab from Panic misses.
Panic scores with a nice right hand.
Panic throws out a powerful jab.
Panic bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Coloradas throws a nice outside leg kick.
Panic misses with an uppercut. Coloradas saw that one coming.
Panic moves away from the strike by Coloradas.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Panic lands the left hand.
Panic throws a half hearted mid kick.
Coloradas throws out a loose jab but Panic uses good head movement to avoid it.
Coloradas throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Coloradas loads up on a big right hand but Panic slips the punch.
Coloradas has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Panic.
Panic connects with a body shot.
Coloradas on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Panic. Panic obviously looking to wear him down.
Panic lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Coloradas tries to clinch but Panic is having none of it.
Panic tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Coloradas was well out of range. Poor timing from Panic.
Coloradas lands a nice shot that snaps Panic's head back.
Coloradas keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Panic displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Coloradas throws out the jab.
Panic does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Coloradas uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Panic.
Coloradas throws a leg kick but Panic sees it coming and moves out of range.
Panic keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Good shot there by Coloradas.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fighters circling - Panic throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Panic lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Panic throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Panic throws a shot from downtown. Coloradas moves away and avoids it.
Coloradas looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Coloradas on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Panic throws a wild body kick that Coloradas sees coming a mile off.
Panic slips under a jab.
Panic throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Coloradas checks a low kick from Panic.
Coloradas lands with a nice body punch.
Panic swats away the attempt to clinch by Coloradas.
Coloradas throws a body shot but no joy.
Panic slips under a jab.
Coloradas uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Panic has time to react.
Panic swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Coloradas thuds his right hand into Panic's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Panic throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Coloradas scores with a leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Satanic Panic showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Panic has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Satanic Panic!
A very excited looking Satanic Panic made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.