PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Darstknasset Oystenteller (ranked 523 p4p, 848 weight class) and Huntti Mfer (ranked 71 p4p, 98 weight class). Oystenteller comes to the cage accompanied by "You're Having My Baby" by Paul Anka. Huntti Mfer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Oystenteller
vs
Mfer

169 cm
29
162
18 - 6 - 0

177 cm
21
165
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Darstknasset Oystenteller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Huntti Mfer!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Dmitry Maklakov and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mfer scores with a punch to the head.
Mfer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Oystenteller looks for a takedown but Mfer sprawls well.
Mfer misses the shot to the body.
Oystenteller gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mfer.
Oystenteller avoids the body shot from Mfer.
Oystenteller looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.

Oystenteller shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Mfer napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Oystenteller throws a strike aimed at the side of Mfer's head but Mfer avoids it well.
Mfer manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Oystenteller throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Oystenteller sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Mfer defending well though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mfer is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Oystenteller not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Oystenteller sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Mfer defending well though.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Oystenteller is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Mfer has managed to free his arm - good work.
Mfer controlling the position for now.
Mfer is staying active underneath Oystenteller, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Mfer is positioning himself well to prevent Oystenteller advancing to mount.
Oystenteller is looking to advance position but Mfer won't allow it.
Mfer preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Mfer tries to roll over but Oystenteller keeps him under control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Oystenteller is trying to control. Mfer wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

Oystenteller is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Mfer defends it well.
Mfer is staying active underneath Oystenteller, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Oystenteller fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Mfer checks it well.
A jab lands there for Mfer.
Mfer throws a looping overhand right but Oystenteller ducks down to avoid it.

Mfer gets caught napping as Oystenteller dives in and scores a takedown. Mfer manages to retain guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Mfer holds on and takes a little breather.
Oystenteller pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mfer is keeping the position for now.
Mfer wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Oystenteller manages to pass to side control.
Oystenteller scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Mfer trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Oystenteller manages to pass to mount!
Mfer is desperately trying to improve his position but Oystenteller has a good base and remains in mount.
Mfer is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Oystenteller wants to control the pace but Mfer is squirming around nicely.
Mfer manages to regain half guard. Good work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mfer trying to hold on to Oystenteller's head to control him but Oystenteller postures up.
Mfer is looking to improve his position.
Oystenteller not doing much here.
Mfer wants to improve his position but Oystenteller is controlling well.
Mfer wants to control but Oystenteller is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Darstknasset Oystenteller will probably get the nod.
That's time! Oystenteller's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Oystenteller lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mfer's sensitive parts.
Mfer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Oystenteller is looking to score with low kicks.
Mfer throws a right hand that misses
and Oystenteller counters with a thumping low kick.
Oystenteller will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
No luck for Oystenteller with that takedown attempt.
Mfer lands a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mfer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice defenses there by Oystenteller.
The fighters circling - Mfer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mfer misses with an uppercut.
Oystenteller half committed to a counter leg kick.
Oystenteller tries to move into range but Mfer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Mfer misses with a hook. Oystenteller ducked under it nicely.
Mfer throws a hook but Oystenteller blocks it.
Mfer throws a good cross that connects.
Mfer looks to score with a jab to the body but Oystenteller is just out of range.
Mfer misses with a shot to the body
and Oystenteller counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A jab from Mfer finds it's way through Oystenteller's defenses.
Mfer checks a leg kick.
Huntti Mfer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oystenteller fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mfer manages to avoid it.

Mfer gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Oystenteller to score an easy takedown into full guard.

Mfer kicks Oystenteller off and gets to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mfer with a jab.
Mfer misses with a looping right.
Mfer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A counter left hand to the body from Oystenteller misses its target.
Mfer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mfer avoids the body shot from Oystenteller.
Oystenteller takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A jab lands there for Mfer.
Oystenteller throws a leg kick that is checked
and Mfer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Huntti Mfer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Oystenteller ducks under a wild hook from Mfer.
Oystenteller was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Oystenteller slips a jab and a cross from Mfer.
Mfer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Mfer swings away with a body shot that misses
and Oystenteller counters with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oystenteller takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mfer throws a hook but Oystenteller avoids it easily.
Mfer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mfer with a nice cross.

Oystenteller is rocked!
Mfer cracks Oystenteller with a right hand to the side of the head.
Oh Oystenteller is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mfer connects with the punch.
Oystenteller misses with a body kick.
Oystenteller tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Mfer swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Darstknasset Oystenteller. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice cross by Mfer.
Mfer loads up on a big right hand but Oystenteller slips the punch.
Mfer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
BOOM! Mfer lands a beautiful left hook that drops Oystenteller. Oystenteller tries to recover but Mfer is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Oystenteller lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Huntti Mfer!
Huntti Mfer took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.
Darstknasset Oystenteller was interviewed post fight and said 'No worries! The Athletic Commission has just announced my opponent tested positive for illegal steroids again, so this fight has been declared a No-Contest. Thank you to those of us who continue to fight clean!'.