PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Wayne Killer Clown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Muhamad Uni (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Wayne Killer Clown
vs
Uni

214 cm
19
300 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

192 cm
23
300 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Wayne Killer Clown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Muhamad Uni!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uni swats away the attempt to clinch by Killer Clown.
Uni throws a right hand that Killer Clown ducks under and follows up with a left that Killer Clown also avoids with ease.
Killer Clown is looking to clinch.
Killer Clown avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Killer Clown is looking to clinch but Uni is avoiding it.
Uni shoots in for a takedown but Killer Clown shows good takedown defense.
Killer Clown tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Uni paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A jab from Uni misses.
Uni misses with a head kick.
Killer Clown blocks a head kick by Uni.
A combination from Uni does no damage.
Uni tries a head kick but it misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Killer Clown.
Uni looks gassed!
Nice body punch from Killer Clown.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Killer Clown tries to clinch but Uni moves out of range.
Killer Clown tries to clinch there but Uni circles away.
Uni should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Killer Clown doesn't manage to clinch there - Uni circles away.
Some wild striking there from Uni.
Killer Clown tries to clinch up but Uni circles away and keeps his distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killer Clown tries to clinch up.
Killer Clown fails in his attempt to clinch.
Killer Clown wants to clinch up but Uni keeps it at a distance.
Killer Clown wants to clinch up but Uni keeps it at a distance.
Killer Clown tries to clinch but Uni moves out of range.
Uni dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Killer Clown has managed to clinch.
A knee to the head by Killer Clown.

It looks like Muhamad Uni has been cut.
Uni tries to circle away but Killer Clown has him pinned against the cage.
Killer Clown lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Killer Clown landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Killer Clown connects with a knee to the head.
Killer Clown stops a takedown attempt from Uni.
Killer Clown scores with a hook to the body.
Knees to the body from Killer Clown.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Killer Clown scores a nice knee to the body.
Killer Clown lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A knee to the head by Killer Clown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uni is trying to break the clinch but Killer Clown has him pressed against the cage.
Killer Clown lands a nice knee to the body.
Killer Clown lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That has opened up Muhamad Uni's cut even more.
Killer Clown lands a good knee to the midsection. Uni won't want to take too many of those.
Uni goes for a takedown in the clinch but Killer Clown prevents it.
John Wayne Killer Clown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Muhamad Uni.
Killer Clown lands a knee to the head.
Killer Clown lands a good knee to the midsection. Uni won't want to take too many of those.
Uni takes an elbow to the temple.
Killer Clown tries to land a knee to the head but Uni blocks with his arms.
Uni wants a takedown but no success here.
Killer Clown using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Killer Clown lands a body shot.
Uni goes for a takedown attempt but Killer Clown pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Killer Clown fails with an attempt to clinch.
Killer Clown wants to clinch up but Uni keeps it at a distance.
Uni throws a right hand that Killer Clown ducks under and follows up with a left that Killer Clown also avoids with ease.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown tries to clinch but Uni moves out of range.
Killer Clown with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

Killer Clown gets a clinch.
Killer Clown lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Killer Clown lands a knee to the body.
Killer Clown lands a nice elbow.
Killer Clown with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Killer Clown connects with a knee to the head.
Killer Clown tries to land a knee to the head but Uni blocks with his arms.

Uni breaks from the clinch.
Uni throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Uni scores with a jab to the head.
Killer Clown lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Killer Clown tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Uni misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Uni throws a combination that misses

and Killer Clown holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown tries to land a knee to the head but Uni blocks with his arms.
Uni working hard to break the clinch.
Killer Clown lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Uni is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Killer Clown with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Killer Clown creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Uni's defenses.
Uni is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Killer Clown keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Uni's efforts to push away.
Uni has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Killer Clown is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Killer Clown unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A frustrated look appears on Uni's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Uni wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Uni has eaten all the pies!
Uni tries to break the clinch but Killer Clown is controlling the position.
Uni takes an elbow to the forehead.
Uni tries for a takedown but Killer Clown manages to get underhooks.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Uni is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Killer Clown scores with a knee to the head.
Uni tries to break the clinch but Killer Clown is controlling the position.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Killer Clown creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Killer Clown with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Wayne Killer Clown dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Muhamad Uni's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Killer Clown gets caught flat footed, as Uni shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Uni throws a big right hand that misses.

Killer Clown scrambles and gets back to his feet.

Killer Clown forces Uni back against the cage and clinches.
Uni tries to break the clinch but Killer Clown is controlling the position.
Uni tries to break free but Killer Clown pushes him back against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Killer Clown.
Killer Clown connects with a knee to the head.
Uni goes for a takedown attempt but Killer Clown pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Uni moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Uni throws a left and a right that both miss
and Killer Clown counters with a head kick. That will keep Uni thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Uni avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uni shoots in for a double leg but Killer Clown sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Killer Clown stuffs the takedown attempt from Uni. Uni gets slowly back to his feet.
John Wayne Killer Clown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Muhamad Uni.
Killer Clown connects with a high kick.
Uni throws a lazy head kick
and Killer Clown counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Uni is lucky that one didn't land flush.

Killer Clown moves into the clinch.
John Wayne Killer Clown has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Killer Clown lands a knee to the body.
Uni can't break the clinch.
Killer Clown lands a knee to the head.
Uni wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Killer Clown has him pressed against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Killer Clown as the two fighters clinch.
Uni drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Killer Clown connects with a knee to the head.
Killer Clown stops a takedown attempt from Uni.
Uni takes a knee right on the jaw!
Killer Clown misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Uni.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown unloads a knee to the mid-section. Uni lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Uni takes a knee right on the jaw!
Uni tries to break the clinch but Killer Clown is controlling the position.
Uni has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Killer Clown avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Killer Clown has Uni pressed against the cage, preventing Uni from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Killer Clown keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Uni's efforts to push away.
A short uppercut from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Uni is trying to break the clinch but Killer Clown has him pressed against the cage.
Uni can't break the clinch.
Killer Clown lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Uni wants to break free but Killer Clown has control.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Killer Clown.
Uni drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Killer Clown gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Knees to the body from Killer Clown.
A frustrated look appears on Uni's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Killer Clown unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uni drops down looking for an ankle pick but Killer Clown pulls his leg out and moves away.
Uni throws a lazy head kick

and Killer Clown counters by clinching up.
Killer Clown keeps control of Uni as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Killer Clown gets underhooks to prevent Uni's takedown attempt.
Killer Clown with a knee to the head.
Uni has had enough of the clinch but Killer Clown keeps him there for the moment.
Killer Clown landing knees to the head.
Killer Clown gets underhooks to prevent Uni's takedown attempt.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Killer Clown creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Uni wants to break free but Killer Clown has control.
Uni tries to break free but Killer Clown pushes him back against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Uni's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Killer Clown lands a body punch.
Killer Clown gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Uni.
Killer Clown gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Uni.
Killer Clown lands a nice knee to the body.
Uni can't get the takedown.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uni is working for takedown but Killer Clown is calmly controlling the position for now.
Killer Clown misses with a knee strike.
Uni wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Uni wants a takedown.
Uni is trying to break free.
Killer Clown connects with a knee to the head.
Uni is trying to break the clinch but Killer Clown is controlling him.
Killer Clown lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Killer Clown lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Killer Clown lands a knee to the head.
Killer Clown lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Uni is trying to break the clinch but Killer Clown is controlling him.
Killer Clown with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Uni is trying to break the clinch but Killer Clown is controlling him.
Killer Clown unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Killer Clown lands a left hand that snaps the head of Uni backwards.
Uni is trying to force a seperation but Killer Clown has the dominant position.
Uni is trying to break free.
Uni is trying to break free.
Uni wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Wayne Killer Clown dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Muhamad Uni's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Uni throws a combination that misses
and Killer Clown counters with a nice uppercut.
Uni misses with a combination

and Killer Clown counters by moving into the clinch.
Killer Clown using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Uni has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Uni tries to score a body lock takedown but Killer Clown shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Killer Clown lands a hook to the side of the head.
Killer Clown putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Uni in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Killer Clown is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Uni can do to turn this around?
Killer Clown with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Killer Clown with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Uni is trying to drag Killer Clown to the mat but Killer Clown just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Killer Clown putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Uni in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Killer Clown lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Killer Clown lands a right hand.
Killer Clown working Uni over with knees to the body.
Uni goes for a takedown attempt but Killer Clown pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
John Wayne Killer Clown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Muhamad Uni.
Uni swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Killer Clown counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Uni is lucky that one didn't land flush.

Uni changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Killer Clown looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uni cracks Killer Clown with a big right hand but Killer Clown just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Uni creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Killer Clown sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Uni wants to lay and pray for a moment but Killer Clown keeps working.
Killer Clown dodges the ground and pound from Uni.
The ground and pound from Uni seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Uni in side control, throwing shots but Killer Clown defends.
You can see the frustration on Killer Clown's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Killer Clown prevents Uni from moving into mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Uni throws a lazy head kick

and Killer Clown holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Uni tries to break the clinch but Killer Clown is controlling the position.
Killer Clown landing knees to the body.
Killer Clown landing knees to the head.
Killer Clown misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Uni.
Killer Clown unloads a knee to the mid-section. Uni lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Killer Clown fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Uni drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Killer Clown gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Killer Clown crunches a lovely knee into Uni's ribcage.
Killer Clown with a knee to the head.
Uni tries for a takedown. No joy.

Uni has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Killer Clown is trying to keep an underhook but Uni manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Uni sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Killer Clown defending well though.
Uni is looking to stall here but Killer Clown recovers full guard.
Uni trying to control but Killer Clown is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uni is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Killer Clown manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Muhamad Uni has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Uni wants to control but Killer Clown is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Uni working to try and regain half guard.
Uni is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Uni throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Wayne Killer Clown showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Killer Clown, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:26
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Wayne Killer Clown!