PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Richard Hall (ranked 177 p4p, 180 weight class) and Hog Molly (ranked 12 p4p, 13 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Hall
vs
Molly

170 cm
34
145
32 - 2 - 0

225 cm
28
300
13 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Richard Hall!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Hog Molly!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Dean Styles and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Molly as Hall shoots in.
Hall has his takedown stuffed
and Hall takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Hall looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Hall trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Molly keeping moving, preventing Hall from controlling successfully.
Hall won't allow Molly to get back to his feet.
Molly keeping full guard, as Hall tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Molly is wriggling around but Hall manages to pass to half guard.
Hall trying to pass the guard but Molly defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Molly wants to get back to his feet.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Molly can do anything to dispel that myth.

Hall is working for a kimura but Molly is defending it quite comfortably.
Hall uses his free foot to push down on Molly's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Molly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Hall working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Molly really wants to buck Hall off and get back to his feet.

Hall has control of Molly's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Molly regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Hall with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Hall tries to control but Molly wriggling away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hall with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Molly really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hall. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hall won't let Molly get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Hall tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Molly is trying to stand up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Hall tries to control but Molly wriggling away.

Hall moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Molly has worked his arm free - good work by Molly!
Hall works to advance to full mount. Molly defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Hall is trying to take his opponent's back.

Hall moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Molly has worked his arm free - good work by Molly!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Hall trying to control the action but Molly is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Hall dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Nice sprawl there from Molly as Hall shoots in.
Molly tries to close the distance and clinch but Hall swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hall half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Hall shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Molly as he jumps to the side.
Molly scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hall doesn't seem bothered though.

Hall tries to keep at a distance but Molly has taken the fight into the clinch.
Molly lands a left hand.
Molly blocking some punches.
Molly avoiding damage as Hall throws knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hall.
Hall blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Molly blocking some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Molly avoids a wild elbow strike from Hall.
Hall throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Molly lands a body punch.
Hall throws a head punch that misses.
Molly managing to block the knees to the body from Hall.
Hall misses with an elbow strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hall tries to work over Molly's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Molly prevents a body shot from Hall.
A short body shot lands from Molly as the two fighters clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Molly lands with a light punch inside.
Hall looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Molly throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Halls head.

Hall is rocked!
Molly blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Oh Hall is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Hall just misses with a elbow thrown towards Molly's brow.
Molly drops Hall with a massive uppercut from the clinch! Oh my word, Hall is out cold! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hog Molly!
A very excited looking Hog Molly made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.