PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bat Fastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mabel Simmons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Mabel Simmons enters the cage!

Fastard
vs
Simmons

150 cm
22
312 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

198 cm
18
268 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Good chin

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Solid chin

Fight 4 America

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bat Fastard!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mabel Simmons!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simmons looks for a takedown but Fastard sprawls well.
Fastard throws the kick towards the body but Simmons avoids it.
Fastard throws a body kick that misses.
Fastard throws a wild body kick that Simmons sees coming a mile off.
Fastard throws a push kick but Simmons slaps the foot to one side.
Fastard looks to land a body kick but Simmons moved away.
Simmons looks to land a left hand but Fastard moved out of range nicely.
Bat Fastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fastard looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Fastard misses with a body kick.
Fastard throws a push kick but Simmons slaps the foot to one side.
Simmons takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fastard.
Simmons moves out of range of the body kick.
Fastard looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Fastard looks to land a body kick but Simmons moved away.
Fastard really is a fat lump.
Fastard goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fastard is looking to land body kicks.
Fastard is breathing heavily.
Fastard pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fastard throws a half hearted mid kick.
Fastard goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Fastard displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Simmons throws out the jab.
Fastard throws a wild body kick that Simmons sees coming a mile off.
Fastard misses with a kick to the body.
Fastard throws a wild body kick that Simmons sees coming a mile off.
Simmons looks to land a left hand but Fastard moved out of range nicely.
Simmons shoots for a takedown but Fastard saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Fastard tries to land a front kick but Simmons steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Fastard throws a body kick that misses.
Fastard uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Simmons.
Simmons fails with a takedown attempt.
Bat Fastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mabel Simmons.
Simmons shoots for a takedown but Fastard saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Simmons shoots in and bounces Fastard off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Fastard keeping moving, preventing Simmons from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Fastard controlling Simmons's posture.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Mabel Simmons will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Fastard misses with a body kick.
Simmons shoots in for a takedown but Fastard shows good takedown defense.
Fastard throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fastard looks for the body kick but Simmons saw that one coming.
Simmons moves out of range as Fastard throws a body kick.
Simmons blocks the body kick.
Fastard looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Simmons moves out of range as Fastard throws a body kick.
Fastard misses with a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fastard misses with an attempted mid kick.
Fastard pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Simmons avoids a kick to the body.
Fastard throws a body kick that misses.
Simmons changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Fastard tries to avoid it but Simmons manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Fastard to the ground. Fastard escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fastard is looking to land body kicks.
Simmons moves out of range of the body kick from Fastard.
Fastard throws a wild body kick that Simmons sees coming a mile off.
Fastard goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Simmons shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Fastard pinned against the cage. Fastard gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Bat Fastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mabel Simmons.
Fastard throws a half hearted mid kick.
Simmons moves out of range of the body kick.
Fastard looks for the body kick but Simmons saw that one coming.
Nice uppercut there from Simmons.
A jab from Simmons misses.
Simmons misses with a hook. Fastard ducked under it nicely.
Simmons misses with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Simmons misses with an uppercut.
Fastard ducks under a wild hook from Simmons.
Simmons misses with a looping right.
Simmons throws a jab when Fastard was well out of range.
Fastard looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Simmons moves out of range as Fastard throws a body kick.
Simmons looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fastard is fending him off so far but Simmons persists. Nope, Fastard circles away and we're back to standing.

Simmons drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Fastard on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Fastard tries to get out of the position.
Fastard keeping moving, preventing Simmons from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simmons not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Simmons passes Fastard's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mabel Simmons showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Fastard misses with a body kick.
Fastard looks to land a body kick but Simmons moved away.
Fastard misses with an attempted mid kick.
Fastard throws a push kick but Simmons slaps the foot to one side.
Fastard misses with an attempted mid kick.
Fastard looks to land a body kick but Simmons moved away.
Fastard looks for the body kick but Simmons saw that one coming.
Fastard throws a half hearted mid kick.
Fastard looks for the body kick but Simmons saw that one coming.
Fastard throws a body kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fastard tries to land a front kick but Simmons steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Fastard throws a push kick but Simmons slaps the foot to one side.
Fastard misses with a body kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fastard slips a jab from Simmons.
Simmons shoots in for a takedown but Fastard shows good takedown defense.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simmons moves out of range of the body kick from Fastard.
Simmons shoots in for a double leg but Fastard sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Fastard pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Simmons.
Bat Fastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mabel Simmons.
Simmons fails with a takedown attempt.
Simmons avoids a kick to the body.
Nice sprawl there from Fastard as Simmons shoots in.
Fastard tries to land a front kick but Simmons steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Simmons misses with a hook. Fastard ducked under it nicely.
Fastard throws a half hearted mid kick.
Simmons misses with a straight right.
Simmons might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Simmons looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Fastard throws the kick towards the body but Simmons avoids it.
Simmons shoots in but no luck this time.
Simmons fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Fastard goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Simmons misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Fastard goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Simmons pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fastard pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

Simmons shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simmons wants to control the pace but Fastard is squirming around nicely.
Simmons is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Bat Fastard did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Fastard goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Simmons blocks the body kick.
Fastard pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fastard misses with a kick to the body.
Fastard throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fastard misses with a body kick.
Simmons moves out of range as Fastard throws a body kick.
Fastard moves out of range as Simmons strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Simmons shoots for a takedown but Fastard saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Simmons throws a jab when Fastard was well out of range.
Simmons avoids a kick to the body.
Simmons throws a big shot that misses.
Simmons avoids a kick to the body.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simmons moves out of range of the body kick from Fastard.
Simmons moves out of range of the body kick.
Fastard misses with a body kick.
Fastard throws a body kick that misses.
Fastard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fastard throws a body kick that misses.
Simmons looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Nice sprawl there from Fastard as Simmons shoots in.
Bat Fastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mabel Simmons.
Simmons takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Simmons shoots in for a takedown but Fastard shows good takedown defense.
Fastard moves out of range of the strikes.
Fastard throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nice takedown defense from Fastard. No joy for Simmons on that attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Fastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Simmons.
Fastard keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Fastard is looking to land body kicks.
Fastard throws a half hearted mid kick.

Simmons scores with a takedown into Fastard's guard.
Simmons wants to control from the top but Fastard keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Fastard working a defensive guard but Simmons manages to pass into side control anyway.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Mabel Simmons will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Fastard throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fastard.
Fastard looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Simmons moves out of range as Fastard throws a body kick.
Fastard misses with an attempted mid kick.
Fastard misses with a body kick.
Fastard throws a push kick but Simmons slaps the foot to one side.
Fastard misses with a body kick.
Simmons missing with a left hand there. Fastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fastard throws the kick towards the body but Simmons avoids it.
Fastard misses with a body kick.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Fastard looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Simmons shoots in but no luck this time.
Simmons shoots in but no luck this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No luck for Simmons with that takedown attempt.
Bat Fastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mabel Simmons.
Fastard looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bat Fastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Simmons shoots in for a double leg but Fastard sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Simmons looks to throw the jab but Fastard is out of range.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Simmons.
Simmons wants to control but Fastard is keeping him busy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fastard gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Mabel Simmons.
I think Simmons has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 46:49
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 46:49
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 46:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mabel Simmons!
Mabel Simmons is the new super heavyweight champion!