PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Akimbo Slice (ranked 3724 p4p, 2007 weight class) and Declan McCoy (ranked 381 p4p, 225 weight class). Akimbo Slice is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Slice
vs
McCoy

191 cm
22
195
2 - 0 - 0

185 cm
25
190
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

LazyCombat Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Akimbo Slice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Declan McCoy!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Dirk Anderson and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McCoy has Slice up against the cage in a clinch.
McCoy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McCoy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
McCoy pushes Slice back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
McCoy lands a shot to the body.
Slice definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
McCoy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slice backwards.
Slice wants a takedown.
A short uppercut from McCoy.
McCoy misses with a body punch.
McCoy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McCoy scores with a shot to the side of Slice's head.
McCoy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McCoy lands a nice shot to the body.
Slice is breathing heavily.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from McCoy.
Still in the clinch, McCoy scores with a nice short uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A nice right hand lands inside from McCoy.
McCoy lands with a short shot to the head.
McCoy lands a shot to the body.
McCoy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Slice backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCoy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Slice backwards.
A short body shot lands from McCoy as the two fighters clinch.
McCoy lands a left hand.
McCoy pushes Slice back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
McCoy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slice has a couple of punches blocked by McCoy.
Slice's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A left hand lands to the body for McCoy.
McCoy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slices head.
A body shot lands from McCoy.
McCoy lands a hook that snaps the head of Slice backwards.
McCoy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A right hand to the body from McCoy.
McCoy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McCoy.
Slice has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. McCoy is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Nice body punch from McCoy - that landed with a thud.
A left hand lands to the body for McCoy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCoy lands a right hand.
McCoy lands with a right to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by McCoy.
A short right from McCoy.
A short right from McCoy.
McCoy lands a shot to the body.
McCoy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McCoy scores with a hook to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from McCoy.
McCoy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slice backwards.
Slice blocks a body shot from McCoy.
McCoy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
McCoy lands an uppercut.
McCoy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slice backwards.
McCoy lands an uppercut.
A short right from McCoy.
A nice right hand lands inside from McCoy.
McCoy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Slice backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCoy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McCoy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slice is trying to pull guard but McCoy turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Akimbo Slice. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McCoy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McCoy lands a body punch in the clinch.
McCoy lands with a short shot to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McCoy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
McCoy lands a shot to the body.
McCoy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Slice.
McCoy gets through Slice's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, McCoy scores with a nice short uppercut.
McCoy is leaning against Slice and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
McCoy lands a body punch in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short right from McCoy on the inside.
Still in the clinch, McCoy scores with a nice short uppercut.
McCoy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
McCoy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slice's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
McCoy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slice takes a shot to the head.
McCoy lands with a short shot to the head.
McCoy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
McCoy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slices head.
McCoy lands a body shot in the clinch.
A hook to the body from McCoy.
McCoy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
McCoy lands a nice shot to the body.
A body shot lands from McCoy.
McCoy lands a hook that snaps the head of Slice backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for McCoy.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A right hook to the body lands for McCoy.
A short right from McCoy on the inside.
McCoy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A nice left hand lands by McCoy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Declan McCoy dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Slice tries to keep at a distance but McCoy has taken the fight into the clinch.
McCoy lands an uppercut.
Slice is trying to drag McCoy to the mat but McCoy just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
McCoy digs a right hand underneath Slice's ribcage. Slice let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McCoy scores with a hook to the body.
McCoy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
McCoy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slice backwards.
McCoy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slices head.
A shot in the inside from McCoy.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCoy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Slice backwards.
Nice body punch from McCoy - that landed with a thud.
McCoy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McCoy presses Slice against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A right hand to the body from McCoy.
McCoy lands with a light punch inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Still in the clinch, McCoy scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short left from McCoy.
McCoy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McCoy lands a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, McCoy scores with a nice short uppercut.
McCoy scores with a shoulder strike.
McCoy lands an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from McCoy.
McCoy lands a left hand.
McCoy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Slice backwards.
Nice body punch from McCoy.
McCoy gets through Slice's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McCoy lands with a right to the head.
McCoy lands a nice shot to the body.
McCoy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McCoy lands a body shot.
McCoy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McCoy gets through Slice's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short left from McCoy.
McCoy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McCoy lands a right hand.

Slice is rocked!
McCoy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Oh Slice is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Declan McCoy seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A right hook to the body lands for McCoy.
McCoy lands a nice shot to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slice.
Slice seems to have got his legs back now.
Nice body punch from McCoy.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McCoy.
McCoy works on Slice's body with a couple of short punches.
A shot in the inside from McCoy.
McCoy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Slice.
A body shot lands from McCoy.
A short right from McCoy.
A left hand lands to the body for McCoy.
A left hand lands to the body for McCoy.
McCoy lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCoy lands with a light punch inside.
McCoy tries to throw a body punch but Slice avoids it by throwing McCoy back against the cage.
A hook to the body from McCoy.
McCoy looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
McCoy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
McCoy scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right from McCoy on the inside.
McCoy gets through Slice's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
McCoy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Slice.
McCoy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
McCoy works on Slice's body with a couple of short punches.
Nice body punch from McCoy - that landed with a thud.
McCoy is working Slice over against the cage.
McCoy lands with a light punch inside.
McCoy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McCoy scores with a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McCoy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from McCoy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCoy lands an uppercut.
McCoy lands a shot to the body.
McCoy lands with a left to the head.
McCoy scores with a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from McCoy.
A body shot lands from McCoy.
McCoy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
McCoy digs a right hand underneath Slice's ribcage. Slice let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A right handed body shot lands from McCoy.
McCoy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
McCoy lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
McCoy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Good body shot from McCoy.
Nice body punch from McCoy.
McCoy lands with a short shot to the head.
McCoy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Declan McCoy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

McCoy lands a left and a right that send Slice crashing to the mat, dazed. McCoy thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Slice gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and McCoy counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Declan McCoy!
Our winner, Declan McCoy, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Akimbo Slice was interviewed post fight and said 'Naaah it's iight all W coming next'.