PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Paul Eclaro (ranked 428 p4p, 568 weight class) and Happy Hands (ranked 29 p4p, 42 weight class). Eclaro's entrance music is I'm The Boy. A fine choice. Hands has chosen Pharoahe Monch- Simon Says as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Eclaro
vs
Hands

168 cm
28
155
15 - 3 - 0

169 cm
24
154
11 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Paul Eclaro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Happy Hands!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Trevor Gratis and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hands misses with a low kick.
Eclaro attempts a counter takedown but Hands avoids it well and moves away.
Hands lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Hands throws an off balance right hand
and Eclaro counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hands darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nice jab there from Hands.
Hands scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Hands keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hands scores with the left hand. Eclaro knows he should have avoided that one.

It looks like Paul Eclaro has been cut.
Eclaro swings away with a body shot that misses
and Hands counters with an inside leg kick.
Eclaro definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A nice leg kick from Hands, right into the meat of the thigh.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Horrible takedown attempt by Eclaro or perhaps it was just good defense by Hands, which made it look bad.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hands scores with a punch to the head.
Eclaro blocks a head kick by Hands.
Eclaro ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hands moves away.
Hands throws out a counter right but Eclaro avoids it with no problem.
Hands dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Eclaro. That did some damage!
Hands scores with a jab to the head.
Hands looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Hands connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Eclaro with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hands to score with a decent uppercut.
Eclaro displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hands throws out the jab.
A shot to the body from Eclaro misses
and Hands scores with a counter punch that sends Eclaro to the canvas! Hands smells blood - he's punishing Eclaro with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Eclaro has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Happy Hands!
After winning the bout, Happy Hands thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.