PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Essien Ekuoba (ranked 1179 p4p, 1571 weight class) and Ginger Jesus (ranked 76 p4p, 91 weight class). Ekuoba comes to the cage accompanied by Pure Water. Jesus has chosen Jesus Walks BY-KANYE WEST as his entrance music. Ginger Jesus is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Ekuoba
vs
Jesus

183 cm
21
302
7 - 1 - 0

195 cm
45
243
31 - 15 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Shadow Realm Apparel
Groove Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Essien Ekuoba!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ginger Jesus!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Patrick Alders and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ekuoba connects with a body shot.
Jesus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ekuoba.
Ekuoba throws a looping overhand right but Jesus ducks down to avoid it.
Ekuoba keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jesus.
Ekuoba scores with a nice right hand.

Ekuoba closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Jesus misses with a body punch.
Ekuoba dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Ekuoba prevents a body shot from Jesus.
Ekuoba can't find room to land a body shot as Jesus controls the action.
Ekuoba blocking some punches.
Jesus misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ekuoba.
Jesus lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Ekuoba's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Jesus clinches with his opponent.
Jesus misses with a punch on the inside.
Ekuoba slowing the pace effectively.
A head punch on the inside from Jesus fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ekuoba doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Good body shot from Ekuoba.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Ekuoba.
Good body shot from Ekuoba.
Jesus looks winded!
A hook to the body from Ekuoba.
Ekuoba is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Ekuoba controlling the action here for a moment.
Ekuoba lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jesus backwards.

Ekuoba breaks from the clinch.
Jesus tries to close the distance and clinch but Ekuoba swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Ekuoba feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Jesus sprawling to the canvas! Jesus rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Ekuoba finish him?!

Jesus is rocked!

It looks like Ginger Jesus has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ekuoba grits his teeth and throws a big right-left combo! Jesus takes both shots clean on the chin and is out cold! Ekuoba cracks him once more on his way down, as the crowd goes wild! They enjoyed that one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Essien Ekuoba!