PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Im Yournuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Max Imillion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Max Imillion was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Yournuts
vs
Imillion

186 cm
22
195 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

180 cm
22
190 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Alpha-Omega

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Im Yournuts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Max Imillion!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Dillan Fox and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yournuts shoots in looking for a takedown. Imillion tries to sprawl out of it but Yournuts keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Imillion manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Imillion has his takedown stuffed

and Yournuts counters with a nice double leg into side control. Imillion won't be happy with that.
Imillion tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Yournuts wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Imillion really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Yournuts. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Yournuts is trying to get an arm triangle but Imillion is defending well.

Yournuts is working to tighten is grip on Imillion's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Imillion has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Yournuts is really squeezing tight and eventually Imillion passes out! Yournuts breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Im Yournuts!