PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Not Ponor (ranked 3782 p4p, 3351 weight class) and Dumbledore Calrissian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Ponor
vs
Calrissian

188 cm
36
194
26 - 14 - 0

175 cm
22
195
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Not Ponor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dumbledore Calrissian!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Calrissian scores with a nice strike.
Calrissian misses with a takedown
and Ponor cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

It looks like Dumbledore Calrissian has been cut.
Ponor needs to keep his hands up - Calrissian had a free shot at his head there.
Ponor closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Calrissian bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ponor on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Calrissian misses with a left hand
and Ponor counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Calrissian shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Ponor as he jumps to the side.
Ponor throwing a counter right hand but Calrissian manages to avoid it.
Calrissian changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ponor tries to avoid it but Calrissian manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ponor to the ground. Ponor escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Not Ponor has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dumbledore Calrissian.
Calrissian throws a hook to the side of Ponor's head but Ponor sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Calrissian throws an off balance right hand
and Ponor counters with a right hand to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ponor doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Ponor on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Ponor sends Calrissian crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Ponor is motioning to the referee to let Calrissian up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Calrissian is rocked!
Dumbledore Calrissian seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body kick there by Ponor.
Calrissian is still on wobbly legs! Can Ponor finish him?
Ponor throws an uppercut from hell that sends Calrissian clean off his feet! He's out cold! Ponor stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Not Ponor!
A very excited looking Not Ponor made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.