PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Edward Mills (ranked 2260 p4p, 2787 weight class) and Mark Arkinson (ranked 116 p4p, 144 weight class). Mills comes into the arena with Rock the Dragon. Dragonball Z blaring out of the sound system. Arkinson has chosen 2Pac - Hit 'Em Up as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Mills
vs
Arkinson

182 cm
32
183
16 - 23 - 2

224 cm
31
527
9 - 20 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Dick Dolla Douchebag

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 23 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Edward Mills!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mark Arkinson!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Arkinson throws a hook to the side of Mills's head but Mills sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A low kick lands for Mills.
Arkinson throws a body shot but no joy.
Arkinson defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Mills.
Arkinson falls off balance throwing a combination
and Mills cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mills throws a jab when Arkinson was well out of range.
Arkinson throws a poor cross that misses
and Mills counters with a series of strikes. Arkinson will be more careful next time no doubt.
Arkinson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Mills throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Arkinson throws a right hand that Mills ducks under and follows up with a left that Mills also avoids with ease.

Mills gets a clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mills creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mills lands with a left to the head.
Mills lands a left hand.
Arkinson blocks a body shot from Mills.
Arkinson wants to get back to striking at distance but Mills won't allow it.
Arkinson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Arkinson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Mills keeps control of Arkinson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Arkinson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mills scores with a shoulder strike.
Arkinson blocking some punches.
Mills has Arkinson pressed against the cage, preventing Arkinson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Mills breaks from the clinch.
Arkinson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mills was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Mills swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mills looks to land a combination but Arkinson avoids it well.
Arkinson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
As Arkinson looks to move away, Mills throws a big counter combo but Arkinson just gets out of the way.
Arkinson looks winded!

Arkinson tries to sprawl but Mills drives through with a takedown into half guard.

Arkinson manages to escape and get back to his feet!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Arkinson misses with a left hand
and Mills cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Arkinson is rocked!
Mills lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Arkinson is still on wobbly legs! Can Mills finish him?
Arkinson walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Mills swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Edward Mills!
Post fight, Edward Mills took to the microphone: 'Da Honest Consumption uf Pickles is good fur all! Long live da Pickles!'.
Mark Arkinson was interviewed post fight and said 'FUCK MR PICKLE REST IN PISS'.