PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kjetil Olsen (ranked 91 p4p, 233 weight class) and Ghost Chai (ranked 15 p4p, 31 weight class). Olsen comes to the cage accompanied by Tubthumping by Chumbawamba. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Olsen
vs
Chai

225 cm
35
275
39 - 21 - 0

192 cm
26
265
16 - 8 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 39 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kjetil Olsen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Ghost Chai!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Shigeki Sano and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chai is looking to clinch but Olsen is avoiding it.
Olsen is looking to counter with a body kick.
Olsen gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Chai counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Olsen misses with a looping left.
Olsen really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Chai misses with an uppercut
and Olsen counters with a straight right hand.
Olsen scores with a punch to the head.
Olsen misses with a wild body shot.
Chai looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chai chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Olsen missing with a left hand there. Chai was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Chai throws out a counter right but Olsen avoids it with no problem.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Olsen feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Chai sprawling to the canvas! Chai rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Olsen finish him?!

Chai is rocked!

It looks like Ghost Chai has been cut.
Chai moves out of range as Olsen throws a body kick.
Chai chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Olsen lands a nice looking body kick.
Olsen is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Olsen swings away with a body shot that misses
and Chai counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Olsen thinking.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Olsen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Chai.
Chai throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Olsen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chai lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Olsen throws a hook but Chai blocks it.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
A swing and a miss from Chai.
Olsen swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Chai makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Olsen takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

It looks like Kjetil Olsen has been cut.
Olsen misses with a low kick.
Olsen throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chai tries to close the distance and clinch up but Olsen swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Olsen feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Chai slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Chai slips under a jab from Olsen.
A nice side step and Chai releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Chai missing with a left hand there. Olsen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Chai wants to clinch
enabling Olsen to counter with a crisp jab.
Olsen thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Chai if he has to take too many more of those.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Olsen misses with a left hand
and Chai counters with a leg kick.
Chai takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Olsen blocks a head kick by Chai.
Nice shot lands for Chai.
Olsen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Chai throws out the jab.
Olsen throwing a counter right hand but Chai manages to avoid it.
The fighters circling - Chai throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Olsen throws a quick counter kick to the body but Chai avoids it.
Olsen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chai.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Kjetil Olsen will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Olsen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Chai rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Olsen counters with a nice body kick.
Chai misses with an uppercut.
Olsen lands a nice looking kick to the body. Chai takes a step back to recover.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Olsen.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Olsen cracks Chai with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Chai looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Olsen finish him?
This has been an exciting period of action!

Chai clinches up with Olsen and pushes him back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Olsen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chai tries to land a knee to the head but Olsen blocks with his arms.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chai.
Chai can't find room to land a body shot as Olsen controls the action.
Olsen tries to circle away but Chai has him pinned against the cage.

Olsen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Chai walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Chai limp body while Olsen jumps on to the cage and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kjetil Olsen!
A very excited looking Kjetil Olsen made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.