PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Lambert (ranked 2447 p4p, 2443 weight class) and Boris Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Lambert
vs
Johnson

194 cm
22
252
3 - 0 - 0

198 cm
24
255
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Conquer
Conviction

30th Century Beer Store
NARCOS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joey Lambert!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Boris Johnson!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johnson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Johnson takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Lambert keeps the fight on the outside.
Johnson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Lambert to counter with a crisp jab.
Lambert looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Johnson misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Lambert to counter with a crisp jab.
Johnson wants to clinch but Lambert slips to the side
enabling Lambert to counter with a crisp jab.

Johnson is rocked!
Lambert wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Johnson moves to clinch but Lambert breaks away
and Lambert counters with a big right hand! Oh Johnson is in trouble here! Lambert follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joey Lambert!
Our winner, Joey Lambert, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.