PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Butt Hart Cock Felt (ranked 5782 p4p, 4222 weight class) and Mickey Mfer (ranked 332 p4p, 274 weight class). Cock Felt comes into the arena with i'm not gay blaring out of the sound system. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Cock Felt
vs
Mfer

167 cm
18
145
2 - 2 - 0

172 cm
18
154
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Butt Hart Cock Felt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Mickey Mfer!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Cock Felt ducks under a wild hook from Mfer.
Cock Felt tries to counter with a takedown but Mfer is quick to defend against it.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Mfer throws a series of punches but Cock Felt moves out of range.

Mfer gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Mfer misses with a body punch.
Mfer lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cock Felt backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for Mfer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mfer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

It looks like Butt Hart Cock Felt has been cut.
Mfer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Cock Felt is rocked!
Mfer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cock Felt backwards.
Oh Cock Felt is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mfer works on Cock Felt's body with a couple of short punches.
Mfer dips a shoulder and cracks Cock Felt with a mighty uppercut! Cock Felt falls back against the cage and Mfer unloads with a barrage of strikes! Cock Felt is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Mfer screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mickey Mfer!
Butt Hart Cock Felt was interviewed post fight and said 'well at least i got a -good feel- on my opponent.'.