PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Orville Dudpops (ranked 3960 p4p, 3771 weight class) and Island Guy (ranked 414 p4p, 395 weight class). Island Guy has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Orville Dudpops's chin.

Dudpops
vs
Guy

184 cm
18
218
2 - 2 - 0

190 cm
25
220
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Orville Dudpops!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Island Guy!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Michael Johnstone and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dudpops catches Guy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Guy misses with a right hand
and Guy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dudpops throws a hook but Guy avoids it easily.

Guy gets a clinch.
Guy throws a head punch that misses.
Guy holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Guy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dudpops's efforts to push away.
Guy stalling.
Dudpops is looking to break free of the clinch but Guy has double underhooks.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dudpops.
Dudpops definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dudpops stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Guy working aggressively here.
Dudpops wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
We've been informed that Guy has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Dudpops misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy pressing his opponent against the cage.
The referee calls for Guy to work.
Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dudpops has had enough of the clinch but Guy keeps him there for the moment.
Dudpops tries to break the clinch but Guy is controlling the position.
Guy is trying to maintain a safe position but Dudpops gets an underhook and turns Guy into the cage.

Dudpops pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Guy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Dudpops throws a jab when Guy was well out of range.
Dudpops scores with a nice strike.
Dudpops jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dudpops connects with a body shot.
Guy tries to clinch up.
Guy moves in looking to clinch but Dudpops pushes him off.
Dudpops swings widly with a right hand
and Guy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dudpops connects with a body shot.

Dudpops lands a left and a right that send Guy crashing to the mat, dazed. Dudpops thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Guy is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Guy is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Dudpops doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Guy crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Guy's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Orville Dudpops!
A very excited looking Orville Dudpops made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.