PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tai Won Awn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Glenn Quagmire (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Awn kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Bull God. Quagmire has chosen Gimme Back My Bullets as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Won Awn
vs
Quagmire

190 cm
19
219 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

193 cm
18
200 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tai Won Awn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Glenn Quagmire!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quagmire tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Awn swivels and escapes.
Awn scores with a body shot.
Awn scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A good leg kick by Awn.
Quagmire looks gassed!

Awn moves into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Awn dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Quagmire's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Awn misses with a knee strike.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Awn.
Awn lands a body punch in the clinch.

Awn's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Awn clinches with his opponent.
Awn slows down the pace here.
Awn lands a nice shot to the body.
Awn throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

Awn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Awn scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Quagmire doesn't seem bothered though.
Awn throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Awn cracks the inside of Quagmire's front leg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Awn feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Quagmire's calf.
Tai Won Awn is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Awn scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

It looks like Glenn Quagmire has been cut.
Quagmire with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Awn to score with a decent uppercut.
Quagmire takes a shot to the body in his stride.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Awn throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Quagmire stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Awn connects with a crisp jab.
Quagmire takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Good leg kick by Awn there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Awn lands a with a good body shot.

Awn moves into range and clinches up with Quagmire.
Awn lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Awn lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Awn escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Awn moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

That has opened up Glenn Quagmire's cut even more.
Awn is looking to wear down Quagmire with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

Awn moves into the clinch successfully.
Awn lands a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quagmire tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Awn scores with a knee to the head.

Awn escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Awn is looking to slow Quagmire down with leg kicks.
Awn lands with a thumping leg kick.
Awn fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Good shot there by Awn.
Awn lands with a cross.

Awn has taken the fight to the clinch.
Awn scores with a shot to the side of Quagmire's head.

Awn breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Awn clinches up with Quagmire and pushes him back against the cage.

Awn manages to break the clinch.
Left hook, right uppercut from Awn.

Awn gets a clinch.
Awn lands a damaging elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Awn is pushing Quagmire up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Awn scores with a knee to the head.
Quagmire avoiding damage as Awn throws knees to the body.
Awn gets through Quagmire's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Awn seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Awn tries a knee to the head but Quagmire blocks it.
Awn looking to stall.
Quagmire tries to work over Awn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Quagmire lands a body punch.
Awn looking to throw knees to the head but Quagmire is blocking nicely.
Quagmire tries a knee to the head but Awn blocks it.
Awn holding his opponent close, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Quagmire tries to pull guard but Awn won't allow it.
Tai Won Awn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Glenn Quagmire.
Awn throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Awn scores with a hook to the body.
Awn holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Awn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Quagmire is defending well for now.
Awn works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Quagmire jumps guard but Awn stands there with Quagmire around his waist. Quagmire gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Quagmire letting Awn take a breather here.
Awn lands with a light punch inside.
Awn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Awn has Quagmire pushed against the cage.
Awn lands a knee to the body.
Awn throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Quagmire blocks it with crossed arms.
Quagmire misses with an elbow over the top.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tai Won Awn dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Glenn Quagmire's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Awn lands a nice leg kick that just misses Quagmire's sensitive parts.
Awn connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

Awn fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Quagmire, pushing him back against the cage.

Awn manages to break the clinch.
Quagmire scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Quagmire doesn't manage to clinch there - Awn circles away.
Awn stuffs the takedown.
Quagmire takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Awn feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Quagmire's calf.
Awn lands a nice looking body shot.

Awn moves into range and clinches up with Quagmire.
Awn lands a left hand.

Awn manages to break the clinch.
Awn explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Glenn Quagmire is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Awn gets in close and instigates a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quagmire being controlled against the cage.
Quagmire blocks an elbow strike from Awn.
Quagmire wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Awn is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Quagmire jumps guard but Awn stands there with Quagmire around his waist. Quagmire gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Awn lands an elbow inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Awn.
Quagmire blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Awn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

Awn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Quagmire's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Awn lands a jab to Quagmire's midsection.
Awn throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Awn is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Quagmire can do to turn this around?

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Quagmire missing with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Awn pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Quagmire throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Awn's waist but Awn gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Quagmire off to one side.
Tai Won Awn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Glenn Quagmire.
Quagmire takes a shot to the body in his stride.

Awn closes the distance and clinches.
Quagmire tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Awn just stands there and leans against the cage.
Quagmire takes a knee to the side of the body.
Quagmire tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Awn smiles and moves away.

Awn clinches with his opponent.
Awn trying to land knees to the body.

Awn manages to break the clinch.
Awn lands a body shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Awn.

Awn has managed to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Awn throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Quagmire blocks it with crossed arms.
Quagmire taking a breather.

Awn escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Awn drives through and clinches with Quagmire against the cage.

Awn pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Awn chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Awn gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Awn connects with a knee to the head.
Quagmire working aggressively here.

Awn breaks from the clinch.
Awn lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Quagmire shoots for a takedown but Awn saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Awn lands a with a good body shot.

Awn clinches.
Awn tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Quagmire avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quagmire fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Awn obliges.
Awn has Quagmire pushed against the cage.
Awn gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Awn misses with an elbow strike.
Quagmire jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Awn walks away with a smile on his face. Quagmire gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Awn rushes Quagmire and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Quagmire tries to pull guard but Awn holds him up against the cage and eventually Quagmire drops back down to his feet.
Quagmire tries to score a body lock takedown but Awn shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Awn lands with a short shot to the head.
Quagmire blocks the elbow strike.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Awn avoiding damage.
Awn digs a right hand underneath Quagmire's ribcage. Quagmire let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Awn lands a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tai Won Awn dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Glenn Quagmire's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Awn lands a really nice looking cross but Quagmire seems unphased.
Quagmire tries to clinch up

and Awn holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Quagmire tries to pull guard but Awn won't allow it.
Quagmire jumps guard but Awn stands there with Quagmire around his waist. Quagmire gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Awn avoiding damage.
Quagmire tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Tai Won Awn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Glenn Quagmire.
Awn just leaning against Quagmire, taking a breather.
Quagmire taking a breather.

Awn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Quagmire misses with a takedown
and Awn counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Awn throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Quagmire.
Quagmire takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Awn closes the distance and pushes Quagmire back into the cage.
Awn putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Quagmire in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Awn will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Quagmire up against the cage.
Awn missing with knees to the body.
Awn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Tai Won Awn has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Awn leaning his opponent against the cage.
Awn lands an elbow inside.
Awn lands a body punch in the clinch.

Awn's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Awn clinches up against the cage.
Awn with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Awn prevents the takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Awn's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Quagmire walks into a jab.
Quagmire with a poor takedown
and Awn counters with a nice uppercut.
Awn plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

Awn gets a clinch.
Awn lands an elbow that stopped Quagmire in his tracks for a moment.

The cut above Glenn Quagmire's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

Awn breaks from the clinch.
Tai Won Awn is winning the standup battle so far.
Awn lands a lovely overhand right.
Quagmire clinches but Awn breaks the clinch
and Awn counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Awn with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Awn scores with a shot to the body.

Awn gets a clinch.
Awn gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Awn trying to land knees to the body.
Awn utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Awn misses with a knee to the head.
Awn tries to land a knee to the head but Quagmire blocks with his arms.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Awn creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Quagmire tries to pull guard but Awn won't allow it.
Awn with a knee to the head.
Quagmire tries a knee to the head but Awn blocks it.
Quagmire tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Awn smiles and moves away.
Awn is looking to slow Quagmire down with leg kicks.
Awn bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Quagmire's head backwards.
Awn throws a nice outside leg kick.
Awn scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Awn.
Awn fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Awn moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Tai Won Awn is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Awn cracks Quagmire with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Awn thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Quagmire if he has to take too many more of those.

Awn pushes Quagmire up against the cage in a clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Awn.

Awn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Awn cracks Quagmire with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Quagmire tries to keep at a distance but Awn has taken the fight into the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Awn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Quagmire is defending well for now.
Glenn Quagmire has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Quagmire tries to land knees in the clinch but Awn avoids the damage to the body.
Quagmire misses with a punch on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tai Won Awn showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Awn has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:24
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:24
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tai Won Awn!