PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Tarmo Lasberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Lasberg
vs
Douche

170 cm
18
130 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

150 cm
20
130 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tarmo Lasberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Raging Douche!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Douche gets a takedown into half guard.
Douche looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Lasberg with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Douche drops an elbow to the side of Lasberg's head.
Douche stops Lasberg from getting back to his feet.
Douche drops an elbow to the side of Lasberg's head.
Douche scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Douche lands strikes from half guard.
Douche winds up and cracks Lasberg with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Douche is nestled in close to Lasberg, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Douche keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Douche looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Lasberg with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Douche working Lasberg over with strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Douche lands strikes from half guard.
Douche lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Douche works his way into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Lasberg some visible discomfort.
Douche scoring with punches and elbows.
Lasberg takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.

Lasberg is rocked!
Douche works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Oh Lasberg is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Douche scores with a couple of short elbows.
Lasberg is breathing heavily.
Douche cracks Lasberg with a big elbow.
Douche lands a strong strike to the head of Lasberg. That's dazed him! Douche looking to finish here. Lasberg is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Douche lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Raging Douche!