PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Yeehaw McKickAss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Juan Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McKickAss might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Hallowed be thy name. Jones has chosen Go to Sleep as his entrance music. Yeehaw McKickAss could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Juan Jones's chin.

McKickAss
vs
Jones

192 cm
24
170 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

185 cm
25
179 lbs
9 - 4 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yeehaw McKickAss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 1, fighting out of New York, Juan Jones!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Franklyn Lucas and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones misses with a wild combination.
Jones throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jones misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McKickAss is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jones.
Jones looks to land a combination but McKickAss avoids it well.
Jones throws a head kick but McKickAss moves out of range.
Juan Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Jones throws a hook but McKickAss avoids it easily.
McKickAss scores with a one two! Jones had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Jones checks a low kick from McKickAss.
McKickAss works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Jones ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jones ducks right into an uppercut from McKickAss.
Jones waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract McKickAss.
Jones throws a series of punches but McKickAss moves out of range.
McKickAss wants to land a leg kick but Jones is out of range.
Jones lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
McKickAss will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
McKickAss moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Juan Jones has been cut.
Jones dodges the punch combination from McKickAss.
Jones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones's corner calls for a 1-2. Jones obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
McKickAss avoids a kick to the body.
Jones throws a left and a right that both miss
and McKickAss counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McKickAss avoids the head kick by Jones.
McKickAss blocks a head kick by Jones.
McKickAss moves away from the strike by Jones.
Jones misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jones throws a left and a right that both miss
and McKickAss counters with a two punch combo.
McKickAss swinging wilding here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones misses with a combination
and McKickAss counters with a left and a right that stings Jones.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McKickAss takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
McKickAss lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
McKickAss throws a sloppy head kick
and Jones connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jones swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McKickAss counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jones throws a sloppy body shot
and McKickAss counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McKickAss throws a combination. Jones tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
A combination from Jones does no damage.
Jones checks a leg kick nicely.
Jones is on the wrong end of a nice combination from McKickAss.
Jones looks to throw the jab but McKickAss is out of range.
A slow jab from Jones misses its intended target.
Jones throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and McKickAss connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A right-left combo lands from Jones.
Jones throws a combination that misses
enabling McKickAss to counter with a crisp jab.
Jones looks gassed!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from McKickAss.
Jones jabs at McKickAss's body.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Jones throws a right and a left that McKickAss avoids nicely.
A punch combination from McKickAss misses.
Jones jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones tries a head kick but it misses.
McKickAss waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Jones.
Jones misses with a double jab
and McKickAss cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McKickAss really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jones throws a left and a right that both miss
letting McKickAss counter with a right hand.
A head kick by McKickAss misses
and Jones counters with a head kick.
McKickAss will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The fighters circle momentarily. McKickAss darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McKickAss scores with a jab to the head.
No joy there for McKickAss, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McKickAss misses with a double jab.
Jones misses with a combination
and McKickAss counters with a left and a right that stings Jones.
McKickAss lands a left and a right that sends Jones crashing to the canvas! McKickAss dives into mount looking to finish!

Jones is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McKickAss connects with a bit shot that sees Jones covering up! More strikes from McKickAss and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! McKickAss is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yeehaw McKickAss!