PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Peeing Inbutts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Varoujan Darchinyan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Inbutts comes to the ring accompanied by Fear of the Dark. Varoujan Darchinyan will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Inbutts
vs
Darchinyan

173 cm
18
144 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

166 cm
20
130 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Shinryaku MMA Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Peeing Inbutts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Varoujan Darchinyan!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Yuuki Gou and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Inbutts shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Darchinyan's guard.

Darchinyan wriggles free and stands up.

Inbutts scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Darchinyan avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Inbutts.
Darchinyan tries to escape but Inbutts is in control.
Darchinyan tries to buck Inbutts off but Inbutts is having none of it.
Darchinyan takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Darchinyan tries to buck Inbutts off but Inbutts is having none of it.
Inbutts landing strikes.
Inbutts misses with the ground and pound.
Inbutts throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Inbutts throws a strike aimed at the side of Darchinyan's head but Darchinyan avoids it well.
Inbutts landing a few strikes.
Darchinyan wants to get back to his feet but Inbutts drags him back down.
Darchinyan is positioning himself to get back to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Darchinyan gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Darchinyan looks gassed!
Darchinyan is looking to improve his position.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Inbutts thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Inbutts connects with a nice short shot to Darchinyan's temple.
Inbutts scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Inbutts is nestled in close to Darchinyan, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Inbutts lands strikes from half guard.
Darchinyan is looking to improve his position.

Inbutts seems to be looking for submissions.
Darchinyan tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Inbutts working over Darchinyan with some ground and pound. Darchinyan looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Darchinyan is trying to stand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Darchinyan is in trouble now - Inbutts has advanced to mount!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Inbutts working the ground and pound effectively.
Inbutts lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Darchinyan hang on?
Darchinyan is in all sorts of trouble here.
Inbutts thowing shots but they're missing.
Darchinyan regains half guard.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Inbutts throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Darchinyan is trying to stand.
Darchinyan moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Inbutts missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Darchinyan wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Inbutts preventing the sweep.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Inbutts postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Darchinyan trying to keep a closed guard but Inbutts is proving a slippery customer.

Inbutts drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Darchinyan manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Inbutts has Darchinyan in his guard.
Darchinyan passes Inbutts's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Darchinyan slips a nice elbow through Inbutts's hands, connecting with Inbutts's forehead.
Inbutts manages to get to full guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Inbutts is on top in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Inbutts working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Inbutts is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Inbutts slips nicely into half guard.
Inbutts scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Darchinyan is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Inbutts lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

Inbutts seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Darchinyan is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Peeing Inbutts!