PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Victor Wilhelm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biggus Dickus is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Wilhelm
vs
Dickus

190 cm
23
218 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

200 cm
20
210 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Victor Wilhelm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Biggus Dickus!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickus is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice defenses there by Dickus.
Dickus throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Dickus is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Wilhelm's half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Dickus wants to work for an arm triangle but Wilhelm is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickus uses his free foot to push down on Wilhelm's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Wilhelm.
Dickus can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Wilhelm is looking to escape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus raining down shots from the mount!
Wilhelm holds on to Dickus as tight as he can, avoiding damage.
Wilhelm bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dickus trying to keep a closed guard but Wilhelm is proving a slippery customer.

Dickus is working an open guard so Wilhelm takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Dickus fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wilhelm misses with a two punch combination.
Dickus tries to clinch but Wilhelm is having none of it.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Dickus is defended easily by Wilhelm.
Wilhelm lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Dickus can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Wilhelm and Dickus drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Wilhelm.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Victor Wilhelm!