PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Andy Woodstock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donald Sucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Woodstock kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Metallica - Enter Sandman. Sucker is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Protest Life by SCUM. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Woodstock
vs
Sucker

185 cm
23
185 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

186 cm
23
190 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

Das Labor
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Das Labor

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Andy Woodstock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Donald Sucker!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sucker throws a shot from downtown. Woodstock moves away and avoids it.
Sucker throws the left hand but Woodstock avoids the punch easily.
Sucker throws out a loose jab but Woodstock uses good head movement to avoid it.
Woodstock throws a head kick that misses.
Sucker shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Woodstock as he avoids it easily.
Woodstock misses with a series of wild punches.
Sucker misses with a straight right.
Sucker loads up on a big right hand but Woodstock slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sucker throws out a loose jab but Woodstock uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sucker looks to score with a jab to the body but Woodstock is just out of range.
A big right from Woodstock misses.
Sucker misses with a looping left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Woodstock avoids the body shot from Sucker.
Sucker blocks a head kick by Woodstock.

Woodstock gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Sucker to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Sucker forces his way into half guard.
Woodstock is trying is best to control the position here.
Sucker looks to land a strike but Woodstock avoids it nicely and regains full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sucker preventing the sweep.
Woodstock keeping full guard, as Sucker tries to pass.
Woodstock keeping moving, preventing Sucker from controlling successfully.
Woodstock working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Sucker.
Sucker looking to pass the guard.
Woodstock wants to stand but Sucker is controlling the position.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Woodstock keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sucker.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sucker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Andy Woodstock is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sucker shoots for a double leg takedown but Woodstock sprawls well. He's pushed Sucker's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Sucker misses the shot to the body.
Sucker swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Woodstock counters with a series of strikes. Sucker will be more careful next time no doubt.
Woodstock throws a low kick, looking for Sucker's leg but Sucker calmly moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Woodstock.
Sucker misses with an uppercut.
Sucker shoots for a takedown but Woodstock saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Andy Woodstock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Donald Sucker.
Sucker misses with a takedown attempt
and Woodstock makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Sucker really felt that one!
Sucker shoots for a takedown but Woodstock saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Sucker looks gassed!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Woodstock tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Woodstock throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sucker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sucker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Woodstock throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sucker showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Woodstock.
Sucker looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Woodstock swinging wilding here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Andy Woodstock dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

No joy there for Woodstock, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Woodstock misses with an attempted mid kick.
Woodstock wants to slow Sucker down by chopping away at his legs.
Sucker with a lazy takedown attempt
and Woodstock counters with a thumping low kick.
Donald Sucker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sucker takes a swing at Woodstock's ribcage but misses.
Woodstock throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sucker gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Woodstock counters with a leg kick.
Sucker shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Woodstock defends it nicely.
Andy Woodstock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Donald Sucker.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Woodstock pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Woodstock slips under a jab.
Woodstock misses with a head kick.
Sucker takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Woodstock lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sucker's sensitive parts.
Sucker displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Woodstock throws out the jab.
Sucker fails with a takedown attempt.
Sucker throws a jab but it's blocked by Woodstock.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Woodstock fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sucker.
Sucker loads up on a big right hand but Woodstock slips the punch.
A head kick misses from Woodstock.
Woodstock looks to land a combination but Sucker avoids it well.
Woodstock throws a series of punches but Sucker avoids them all with ease.
Sucker shoots in looking for a takedown. Woodstock tries to sprawl out of it but Sucker keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Woodstock manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Sucker swings for the body but Woodstock moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Sucker.
Sucker misses with a straight right.
Sucker throws a right hand that Woodstock ducks under and follows up with a left that Woodstock also avoids with ease.
Woodstock keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sucker.
Sucker misses with a takedown attempt
and Woodstock counters with a nice leg kick.
Sucker is breathing heavily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Woodstock.
Andy Woodstock is winning the standup battle so far.
A lazy left from Sucker finds it's target.
Sucker looks to land a right hand but Woodstock moved out of range.
Sucker takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Woodstock scores with a head kick.

Woodstock lands a big head kick that sends Sucker tumbling to the mat! Woodstock takes a step backwards and waves Sucker back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Donald Sucker has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sucker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Woodstock sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sucker fails with a takedown attempt.
Sucker misses with a takedown
and Woodstock counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Woodstock! Sucker is out on his feet! Woodstock rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Sucker is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Sucker is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Andy Woodstock!