PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buck Naked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebowski comes to the ring accompanied by Europe - The Final Countdown. Naked has chosen Let's Get It On as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Lebowski
vs
Naked

187 cm
24
179 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

184 cm
21
177 lbs
9 - 3 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

The Red Eye
LHK Clothing

Non-Stop Nutrition
Non-Stop Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jeff Lebowski!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Buck Naked!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Naked throws a head kick that misses.
Lebowski lands with a hook. Naked tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

It looks like Buck Naked has been cut.
Naked ducks under a wild hook from Lebowski.
A slapping leg kick lands for Naked.
Naked ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A head kick from Naked lands but Lebowski takes it in his stride.

It looks like Jeff Lebowski has been cut.
Naked lands a high kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lebowski throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A head kick misses from Naked.
A telegraphed right hand from Lebowski misses the target.
A telegraphed right hand from Lebowski misses the target.
Naked tests Lebowski's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Naked lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A punch combination from Lebowski misses.
Naked connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Lebowski digs a good body shot into Naked's ribs.

Naked throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Lebowski stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Naked follows into mount!

Lebowski is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lebowski is trying to stand.
Oh Lebowski is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lebowski is breathing heavily.

Naked is standing up, even though he is in mount.
Lebowski seems to have got his legs back now.
Naked lands a lovely overhand right.
Naked lands with a kick to the ribs.
Naked lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Lebowski crumples to the floor! Naked milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Buck Naked! Buck Naked retains his welterweight title!