PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jacob Kain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Wayne Killer Clown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Killer Clown is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Everybody Loves A Clown So Why Don't You. John Wayne Killer Clown is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Kain
vs
Wayne Killer Clown

208 cm
24
295 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

214 cm
19
300 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacob Kain!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Wayne Killer Clown!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killer Clown swats away the attempt to clinch by Kain.
Kain has a takedown stuffed.
Kain tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kain avoids the head kick by Killer Clown.
Killer Clown throws a sloppy head kick and Kain moves out of range easily.
Killer Clown misses with a head kick.
Kain misses with a takedown attempt - Killer Clown sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Killer Clown throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Killer Clown feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kain's calf.
Kain is breathing heavily.
Killer Clown drops Kain with a nice combination! Killer Clown dives into Kain's guard, looking to finish!

It looks like Jacob Kain has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Killer Clown stays in close to Kain's body and controls the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Killer Clown gets to his feet. Kain looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!

Killer Clown moves into the clinch.
Killer Clown with a knee to the head.

Killer Clown breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Killer Clown clinches with his opponent.
Killer Clown lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Kain tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jacob Kain. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Killer Clown lands a good knee to the midsection. Kain won't want to take too many of those.
Killer Clown lands a nice shot to the body.
A knee to the head by Killer Clown.
Killer Clown connects with a nasty looking knee right to Kain's face.
A hook to the body from Killer Clown.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Killer Clown lands an elbow just above Kain 's eye.
Kain's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Killer Clown breaks from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Killer Clown throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Kain stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Killer Clown follows into mount!

Kain is rocked!

Jacob Kain's cut is getting worse.

Killer Clown stands up from mount. Strange move.
Look low, kick high! Killer Clown uses the oldest trick in the book to send Kain tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Killer Clown is absolutely delighted - when Kain wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). John Wayne Killer Clown!
John Wayne Killer Clown is the new super heavyweight champion!