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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jan Janson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dr Blue Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Janson comes to the cage accompanied by the happy gnome song.. Dr Blue Balls is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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207 lbs
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205 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jan Janson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dr Blue Balls!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blue Balls will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Blue Balls blocks a low kick nicely.
Janson wants to clinch.
Janson is looking to clinch.
Nice takedown defense from Janson. No joy for Blue Balls on that attempt.
Janson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Blue Balls is trying hard to land a takedown here. Janson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Jan Janson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dr Blue Balls.
Janson tries to clinch there but Blue Balls circles away.
Janson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Blue Balls.
Horrible takedown by Blue Balls or perhaps it was just good defense by Janson which made him look bad.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Janson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Blue Balls.
Blue Balls checks the leg kick nicely there.
Janson shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Janson dominating with strikes here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Janson cracks Blue Balls with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Janson lands a big elbow.
Blue Balls is rocked!
Blue Balls is wriggling around trying to escape.
Janson scoring with strikes but Blue Balls is staying in there.
Blue Balls is still in real trouble! Can Janson finish him?
Janson postures up and throws a big right hand. BOOM! Right on the button! Blue Balls is out cold - huge knockout for Janson!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jan Janson!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
88% |
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