PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between George Constanza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elbows Fisticuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fisticuff has chosen All the Above as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Elbows Fisticuff was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Constanza
vs
Fisticuff

171 cm
24
135 lbs
4 - 10 - 0

170 cm
22
142 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, George Constanza!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elbows Fisticuff!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Constanza throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fisticuff takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
George Constanza seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fisticuff throws a lazy head kick
and Constanza counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fisticuff checks a leg kick.
Fisticuff moves out of range of the body kick from Constanza.
Fisticuff tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fisticuff avoids the head kick by Constanza.
Constanza looks to land a combination. Fisticuff sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Constanza works over Fisticuff's head and body with a nice combination.
Constanza blocks a head kick by Fisticuff.
Constanza pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fisticuff avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Constanza throws a leg kick but Fisticuff checks it.
Constanza takes a kick to the side of the head.
Constanza takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Fisticuff takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A head kick misses from Fisticuff.
Fisticuff tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Constanza throws out a leg kick but Fisticuff moves out of range and Constanza only half commits.
Constanza pivots, looking for a leg kick but Fisticuff is out of range and Constanza settles back down.
Constanza attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Constanza tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fisticuff throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Constanza attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Constanza finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Constanza throws a chopping leg kick but Fisticuff manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Constanza throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Constanza pushes Fisticuff away with a front kick.
Constanza shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Fisticuff throws a head kick that misses
and Constanza counters with a good, hard body kick but Fisticuff shrugs it off.
Constanza misses with a body kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Constanza.
Fisticuff has a takedown stuffed.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Constanza fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A chopping leg kick lands by Constanza.
Constanza lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fisticuff's sensitive parts.
Constanza walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fisticuff checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Constanza throws a series of strikes that have Fisticuff backpedaling.
Fisticuff throws a head kick that misses.
Fisticuff misses with a combination
and Constanza counters with an inside leg kick.
George Constanza is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fisticuff moves out of range as Constanza throws a body kick.
Constanza fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Fisticuff checks it well.
Fisticuff blocks a leg kick.
Constanza moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Fisticuff takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Constanza cracks the inside of Fisticuff's front leg.
Constanza throws a sloppy head kick and Fisticuff moves out of range easily.
Fisticuff moves out of range of the leg kick from Constanza.
Jab by Constanza.
Constanza takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Constanza misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Constanza throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Constanza looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Constanza tries to land a leg kick but Fisticuff saw it coming and moves away.
Constanza throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fisticuff misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Constanza.
Constanza throws a head kick that misses.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Constanza!
Fisticuff's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fisticuff shoots in for a takedown but Constanza shows good takedown defense.
Constanza misses with a low kick as Fisticuff jumps back.
Good work by Fisticuff as he checks the leg kick.
Constanza wants to slow Fisticuff down by chopping away at his legs.
Constanza misses with the combination.
Constanza motions for Fisticuff to come forward. Constanza throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Constanza throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Constanza misses with a head kick.
Constanza throws a leg kick that misses.
Fisticuff throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fisticuff misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Constanza pushes Fisticuff away with a front kick.
Constanza scores with a head kick.
Constanza pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

George Constanza dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Fisticuff crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Constanza - the referee stops the clock and Fisticuff gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Constanza. Fisticuff manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Constanza tries to land a leg kick but Fisticuff saw it coming and moves away.
Constanza throws a leg kick but Fisticuff sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fisticuff throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Constanza throws a head kick that Fisticuff semi-blocks.
Fisticuff looks to throw a body kick
and Constanza counters with a one-two to the body.
Constanza throws a sloppy head kick and Fisticuff moves out of range easily.
George Constanza is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fisticuff checks the leg kick nicely there.
Fisticuff dodges the punch combination from Constanza.
Constanza pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Constanza misses with a low kick as Fisticuff jumps back.
Fisticuff throws a sloppy head kick and Constanza moves out of range easily.
Fisticuff takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fisticuff tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Constanza is able to avoid easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Constanza displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Fisticuff keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A head kick misses from Fisticuff.
Constanza throws a leg kick but Fisticuff checks it.
Constanza tries to land a front kick but Fisticuff steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Constanza throws a body kick that misses.
Fisticuff misses with a head kick.
Constanza looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Left hook, right uppercut from Constanza.
A bone on bone clash there as Fisticuff blocks the leg kick.
Constanza stalks Fisticuff and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Fisticuff's face. Fisticuff staggers backwards, shaken.
Fisticuff tries a head kick but it misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Constanza.
Fisticuff misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Constanza fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fisticuff is out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Constanza.
Constanza connects with a solid leg kick.
Constanza displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fisticuff throws out the jab.
Fisticuff takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Constanza is looking to chop away at Fisticuff's legs.
Constanza throws a series of punches but Fisticuff moves out of range.
Constanza misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Constanza displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fisticuff throws out the jab.
Jab from Constanza.
Constanza looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Constanza is looking to score with low kicks.
Constanza cracks Fisticuff with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Constanza throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fisticuff.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Constanza will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fisticuff throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Constanza.
Fisticuff moves out of range as Constanza throws a body kick.
Constanza misses with a low kick.
Fisticuff moves out of range of the leg kick from Constanza.
Constanza throws a quick inside leg kick.
Constanza throws a head kick that misses.
Constanza cracks the inside of Fisticuff's front leg.
Fisticuff throws a monster overhand right that drops Constanza! Fisticuff follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Elbows Fisticuff!