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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Garber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and I GOT CHEESEBURGERS (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garber comes to the cage accompanied by Marilyn Manson - Sweet Dreams. CHEESEBURGERS comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Im packing burgers kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nick Garber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, I GOT CHEESEBURGERS!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Daniel Franklin and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
CHEESEBURGERS waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Garber.
Garber uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from CHEESEBURGERS.
Garber looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
CHEESEBURGERS missing with a left hand there. Garber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Garber throws a right and a left that both miss.
CHEESEBURGERS throws a shot from downtown. Garber moves away and avoids it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Garber.
It looks like I GOT CHEESEBURGERS has been cut.
CHEESEBURGERS throws a sloppy head kick and Garber moves out of range easily.
CHEESEBURGERS lands a nice leg kick that just misses Garber's sensitive parts.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Garber thows a body shot but no joy.
CHEESEBURGERS throws a head kick that half lands.
It looks like Nick Garber has been cut.
CHEESEBURGERS misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
CHEESEBURGERS takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Garber has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from CHEESEBURGERS finds it's way round the side to connect with Garber's head.
Garber is breathing heavily.
Garber connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Garber throws a jab when CHEESEBURGERS was well out of range.
CHEESEBURGERS misses with a looping left.
A slow jab from CHEESEBURGERS misses its intended target.
CHEESEBURGERS catches Garber napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Garber to the canvas!
Garber is rocked!
CHEESEBURGERS looking to pass the guard.
Garber can't keep his opponent in guard - CHEESEBURGERS advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CHEESEBURGERS is working for a kimura but Garber is defending it quite comfortably.
CHEESEBURGERS is looking for a kimura but Garber is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for CHEESEBURGERS to get the leverage.
CHEESEBURGERS missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
CHEESEBURGERS tries to pass to full mount but Garber defends it.
Garber gets back to full guard.
Garber manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. CHEESEBURGERS manages to get himself to full guard.
Garber stopping the sweep attempt from CHEESEBURGERS.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Garber trying to control but CHEESEBURGERS is working from the bottom.
CHEESEBURGERS looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Garber avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
CHEESEBURGERS wants to sweep here but Garber controlling him for the moment.
Garber seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Garber throwing strikes but missing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garber wants to control from the top but CHEESEBURGERS keeps moving.
CHEESEBURGERS looking to hit a scissor sweep but Garber is one step ahead there.
CHEESEBURGERS is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Garber connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
CHEESEBURGERS throws a predictable looking body shot
and Garber counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Garber.
CHEESEBURGERS lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Garber is looking to control CHEESEBURGERS's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Garber avoid being mounted?
Garber won't allow CHEESEBURGERS to pass to mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
CHEESEBURGERS looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
CHEESEBURGERS is looking to advance position but Garber won't allow it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Garber trying to hold on to CHEESEBURGERS's head to control him but CHEESEBURGERS postures up.
CHEESEBURGERS is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Garber sees it coming and defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
I GOT CHEESEBURGERS dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!
Garber slips a straight right by CHEESEBURGERS.
The fighters circling - CHEESEBURGERS throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
CHEESEBURGERS avoids a punch combination nicely.
CHEESEBURGERS checks the leg kick.
Garber throws a push kick but CHEESEBURGERS slaps the foot to one side.
Garber fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Garber moves out of range as CHEESEBURGERS strikes.
Garber ducks under a wild hook from CHEESEBURGERS.
A decent looking cross lands there for CHEESEBURGERS.
CHEESEBURGERS thows a left - swing and a miss!
Garber tests CHEESEBURGERS's chin there with a solid looking shot.
CHEESEBURGERS catches Garber with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Nick Garber is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Garber throws a head kick but CHEESEBURGERS moves out of range.
The fighters circling - CHEESEBURGERS throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Garber!
Garber avoids the head kick by CHEESEBURGERS.
CHEESEBURGERS takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CHEESEBURGERS looks to throw the jab but Garber is out of range.
CHEESEBURGERS looks to land a left hand but Garber moved out of range nicely.
Garber ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Garber rushes CHEESEBURGERS and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
CHEESEBURGERS tries a knee to the head but Garber blocks it.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for CHEESEBURGERS. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Garber drags the fight down to the ground.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Garber controls CHEESEBURGERS momentarily but CHEESEBURGERS frees himself.
Garber striking off his back but it's not causing CHEESEBURGERS any problems.
CHEESEBURGERS stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Garber swivels though and keeps the full guard.
CHEESEBURGERS works over Garber with some ground and pound from guard.
CHEESEBURGERS looking to pass the guard.
Garber has his feet on CHEESEBURGERS's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garber misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
CHEESEBURGERS takes a swing at Garber's ribcage but misses.
CHEESEBURGERS might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Garber ducks right into an uppercut from CHEESEBURGERS.
Garber will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Garber throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
I GOT CHEESEBURGERS is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Garber walks into a stiff left hand from CHEESEBURGERS.
CHEESEBURGERS lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A punch combination from Garber misses.
CHEESEBURGERS dips to his left and cracks Garber with an uppercut!
Garber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but CHEESEBURGERS manages to avoid it.
CHEESEBURGERS listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
CHEESEBURGERS misses with a body shot.
CHEESEBURGERS loads up on a big right hand but Garber slips the punch.
Garber throws a big shot that misses.
CHEESEBURGERS plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
I GOT CHEESEBURGERS seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Garber darts in and clinches CHEESEBURGERS up against the cage.
CHEESEBURGERS tries a knee to the head but Garber blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garber is trying to trip CHEESEBURGERS. He has hold of a leg but CHEESEBURGERS is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Garber persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
CHEESEBURGERS looking to hit a scissor sweep but Garber is one step ahead there.
Garber content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
CHEESEBURGERS keeping moving, preventing Garber from controlling successfully.
CHEESEBURGERS manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Garber manages to get himself to full guard.
CHEESEBURGERS advances position into side control!
Garber struggling a bit here.
CHEESEBURGERS advances to mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Garber tries to hold on but CHEESEBURGERS postures up.
CHEESEBURGERS working for a guillotine from mount but Garber is in no mood to give up.
CHEESEBURGERS with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Garber wants to control but CHEESEBURGERS is having none of it.
Garber defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from CHEESEBURGERS.
CHEESEBURGERS thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nick Garber dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
A head kick misses from CHEESEBURGERS.
Garber walks into a straight right hand from CHEESEBURGERS.
Garber closes the distance and clinches.
Garber manages to break the clinch.
Garber throws a sloppy head kick and CHEESEBURGERS moves out of range easily.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Garber jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as CHEESEBURGERS walks away with a smile on his face. Garber gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Good shot there by CHEESEBURGERS.
Garber uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from CHEESEBURGERS.
Garber looks to score with a jab to the body but CHEESEBURGERS is just out of range.
CHEESEBURGERS moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Garber fails to land the takedown.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jab from CHEESEBURGERS.
CHEESEBURGERS scores with the left hand. Garber knows he should have avoided that one.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good shot there by CHEESEBURGERS.
CHEESEBURGERS scores with a head kick.
CHEESEBURGERS lands with an overhand left.
That's one minute gone in the round.
CHEESEBURGERS avoids the body shot from Garber.
Garber throws an overhand right that lands on CHEESEBURGERS's shoulder, as CHEESEBURGERS tries to avoid the shot.
CHEESEBURGERS comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Garber moves away from the strike by CHEESEBURGERS.
CHEESEBURGERS swings for the body but Garber moves out of range.
I GOT CHEESEBURGERS seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
CHEESEBURGERS connects with a good right hand that stumbles Garber. Garber circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
CHEESEBURGERS misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
CHEESEBURGERS tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
CHEESEBURGERS walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A big left from CHEESEBURGERS misses.
CHEESEBURGERS with a hook.
Garber takes one to the chin there.
Garber throws a head kick but CHEESEBURGERS moves out of range.
CHEESEBURGERS blocks a head kick by Garber.
CHEESEBURGERS missing with a left hand there. Garber was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Garber misses with a double jab.
CHEESEBURGERS comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Garber moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Garber closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
CHEESEBURGERS has Garber pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Garber manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Garber dodges an elbow strike from CHEESEBURGERS.
CHEESEBURGERS wants a takedown.
Garber goes for a takedown in the clinch but CHEESEBURGERS prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nick Garber. That's going to take a lot out of him.
CHEESEBURGERS is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Garber pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Garber trying to stall but CHEESEBURGERS improves his position.
CHEESEBURGERS has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Garber clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
CHEESEBURGERS somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
CHEESEBURGERS looking to finish the fight with a rear naked choke. Garber is controlling CHEESEBURGERS 's left arm and he spins nicely into guard.
CHEESEBURGERS looking for a guillotine here but Garber defends easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
CHEESEBURGERS looking for a guillotine here but Garber defends easily.
CHEESEBURGERS looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Garber passes into side control.
CHEESEBURGERS is looking for a sweep.
Garber is looking to take a break and control but CHEESEBURGERS is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
CHEESEBURGERS is trying to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Garber controls the position.
CHEESEBURGERS is looking for a sweep.
CHEESEBURGERS manages to work his way to half guard, despite Garber's best efforts.
CHEESEBURGERS is not content to let Garber control the position.
CHEESEBURGERS tries to roll over but Garber keeps him under control.
Garber seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
CHEESEBURGERS is trying to get back to full guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
I GOT CHEESEBURGERS comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think CHEESEBURGERS has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29
Judge George Francis scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... I GOT CHEESEBURGERS!
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