PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Badr White (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and eric cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Badr White had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

White
vs
cartman

199 cm
21
245 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

213 cm
24
250 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Badr White!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, eric cartman!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

cartman clinches up with White and pushes him back against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from cartman.
Knees to the body from cartman.
cartman blocks an uppercut.
cartman taking a breather.
cartman lands a hook that snaps the head of White backwards.
cartman is stalling here.
cartman is pressed up against the cage. White has hold of a leg and is looking to drag cartman down to the mat. cartman avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
cartman moves out of range of the body kick.

cartman takes the fight into the clinch.
White dodges an elbow strike from cartman.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

cartman breaks from the clinch.
cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - White circles away.
White misses with a double jab.
White shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with cartman but cartman pushes him off and we're back to square one.

cartman closes the distance and clinches.
cartman gets underhooks to prevent White's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Badr White. That's going to take a lot out of him.
cartman lands a body punch in the clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
White tries to pull guard but cartman won't allow it.
White jumps guard but cartman stands there with White around his waist. White gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
White is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but cartman is keeping busy.
White is breathing heavily.
cartman lands a body punch.
cartman scores a nice knee to the body.

cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

cartman moves into the clinch successfully.
cartman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Whites head.
White jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as cartman walks away with a smile on his face. White gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

cartman clinches.
A short body shot lands from cartman as the two fighters clinch.

cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

White tries to keep at a distance but cartman has taken the fight into the clinch.
White dodges an elbow strike from cartman.
White takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Badr White has been cut.
cartman with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from cartman.
cartman continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
cartman lands with a short shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
cartman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of White backwards.

cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

cartman closes the distance and pushes White back into the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for cartman.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A bit of stalling here from cartman.
cartman lands a knee to the body.
cartman lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
White blocks the elbow strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from cartman.
cartman lands a nice shot to the body.
cartman scores a nice knee to the body.
cartman is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
cartman lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
cartman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A right handed body shot lands from cartman.
cartman lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down White.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
cartman working White over with knees to the body.
cartman misses with an elbow over the top.
cartman looking to throw knees to the head but White is blocking nicely.
cartman slowing the pace effectively.
cartman lands a body punch in the clinch.
cartman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
cartman avoiding damage.
White avoids a wild elbow strike from cartman.
cartman is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
cartman scores a nice knee to the body.
cartman content to slow the pace in the clinch.
cartman landing knees to the body.
cartman will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning White up against the cage.
cartman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
cartman lands a hook to the side of the head.
cartman lands an uppercut.
cartman working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
White wants a takedown but no success here.
White letting cartman take a breather here.

cartman breaks the clinch.

cartman clinches with his opponent.
cartman lands a right hand that snaps the head of White backwards.
Nice elbow from cartman.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. cartman obliges.
A nice left hand lands by cartman.
cartman is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
White jumps guard but cartman stands there with White around his waist. White gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

cartman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

cartman gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
White is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
cartman pushes White back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
White managing to block the knees to the body from cartman.
Knees to the body from cartman.
White is working for takedown but cartman is calmly controlling the position for now.
cartman avoiding damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

eric cartman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Badr White's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

cartman moves into the clinch.
White wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
White fails to pull the fight into his guard.
cartman lands with a light punch inside.
cartman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. White is defending well for now.
eric cartman seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
cartman manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
cartman prevents the takedown attempt.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, cartman just misses with a elbow thrown towards White's brow.
cartman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
cartman is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
White has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. cartman is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Badr White. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
cartman tries to land knees in the clinch but White avoids the damage to the body.
White fails to pull guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
cartman landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A bit of stalling here from cartman.

cartman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

cartman pushes White up against the cage in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
cartman slows down the pace here.
cartman lands a right hand that snaps the head of White backwards.
cartman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
cartman manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
White creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as cartman takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by eric cartman.
cartman throws a head kick but White moves out of range.
White explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
White doesn't manage to clinch there - cartman circles away.
eric cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

cartman clinches up with White and pushes him back against the cage.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from cartman in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
cartman manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
cartman prevents a takedown attempt there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
White fails to pull the fight into his guard.
cartman will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning White up against the cage.

White pulls guard.

cartman stands up and waves to White to follow him.
No luck with that takedown attempt from White.
cartman has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - White circles away.
cartman moves in looking to clinch but White pushes him off.

cartman closes the distance and clinches.
White is trying to drag cartman to the mat but cartman just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
cartman presses White against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
cartman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from cartman.
White goes for a takedown in the clinch but cartman prevents it.
The referee calls for cartman to work.
cartman looks to throw an elbow but misses.

cartman manages to break the clinch.

cartman clinches with his opponent.
White connects with a nasty looking knee right to cartman's face.
cartman is struggling to control the position.
cartman throws an elbow but it misses.
cartman prevents the takedown attempt.
cartman stalling.
cartman scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
cartman slows down the pace here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by eric cartman.
cartman throws a head kick that misses.

cartman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with White, pushing him back against the cage.
White can't get the takedown.
White looking to stall.

cartman manages to break the clinch.

cartman darts in and clinches White up against the cage.
White takes a knee to the side of the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
cartman misses with a knee to the head.

cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
cartman tries to clinch but White moves out of range.
cartman throws a head kick that White semi-blocks.
cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.
cartman closes the distance but White moves to the side
and White counters with a stiff right hand.
White throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

eric cartman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Badr White's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

cartman moves into the clinch.
cartman utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
White creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
White is working for takedown but cartman is calmly controlling the position for now.
cartman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Whites head.

cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

cartman pushes White up against the cage in a clinch.
cartman holding his opponent close, against the cage.
White jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as cartman walks away with a smile on his face. White gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Badr White is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
cartman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

cartman has closed the distance and engaged White in a clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
cartman manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
White is looking for a takedown up against the cage. cartman gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Badr White. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
cartman stalling in the clinch.
A short right from cartman on the inside.
cartman stalling in the clinch.
cartman scores with a nice hook to the head.
cartman is pushing White up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The crowd are getting on cartman's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
cartman receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by eric cartman.
cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - White circles away.
eric cartman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

cartman moves into the clinch.
cartman gets underhooks to prevent White's takedown attempt.
cartman is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Knees to the body from cartman.
cartman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
White has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. cartman avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
White takes a knee right on the jaw!
cartman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
cartman misses with an elbow strike.
cartman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and White avoids it.
cartman landing some nice looking knees to the body.
White tries to break the clinch but cartman is controlling the position.
cartman crunches a lovely knee into White's ribcage.
White tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
cartman pressing his opponent against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by cartman.
White is working for takedown but cartman is calmly controlling the position for now.
Stalling in the clinch from cartman.
Knees in the clinch landing for cartman.
White on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
White tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. cartman smiles and moves away.
White stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from cartman.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
White swinging wilding here.

cartman pushes White up against the cage in a clinch.
cartman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
White misses with a short punch on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for cartman.
cartman lands a nice knee to the body.
cartman scores with a knee to the head.
cartman trying to land knees to the body.

cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
cartman works White's body with a nice hook.
White tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
cartman tries to clinch but White is having none of it.
cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - White circles away.
White's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and White duly obliges.
cartman is looking to clinch but White is avoiding it.
cartman defends well against a solid takedown attempt from White.
White throws a nice looking combination but cartman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

cartman has managed to clinch.
White can't get the takedown.
cartman holding his opponent close, against the cage.
cartman throws an elbow but it misses.

cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
White fails to land the takedown.

cartman clinches with his opponent.
White tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. cartman just stands there and leans against the cage.
cartman is working White over against the cage.
cartman tries a knee to the head but White blocks it.
cartman putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has White in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
cartman cracks White with a nice body shot.
White can't get the takedown.
White throws a knee to the head but misses.

cartman manages to break the clinch.
cartman misses with a few strikes there.
Badr White has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
eric cartman is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
White fails with an attempt to clinch.
cartman throws a one two combo.

And that's the end of the fight!
eric cartman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well cartman has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 26:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 26:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 25:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... eric cartman!