PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Random Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ndamukong Suh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Jobber
vs
Suh

150 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 8 - 0

197 cm
18
300 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Random Jobber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ndamukong Suh!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Aafke Stam and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jobber shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Ndamukong Suh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jobber is breathing heavily.
Suh connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Suh scores with a one two! Jobber had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Oooh a lovely combination from Suh sends Jobber down but not out. Suh dives into side control looking to finish.
Jobber knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Suh on the ground.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Suh stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Suh lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Suh lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Jobber misses with a low kick as Suh jumps back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Suh connects with a nice looking jab.
Suh tries to clinch up but Jobber circles away and keeps his distance.
Suh scores with a three punch combo!
Jobber throws a right and a left that both miss.
Suh scores with a three punch combo!
Suh slips a jab and a cross from Jobber.
Danga de danga de dang - Suh scores with a four punch combination!
Suh punishes Jobber's body with a nice straight punch.
Suh tries to clinch up but Jobber circles away and keeps his distance.
Suh lands a right hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Suh scores with a nice head shot.
Suh with a nice cross.
Suh scores with a three punch combo!
Jobber could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Suh misses with a few strikes there.
Jobber looks to land a combination but Suh avoids it well.
A punch lands to the side of Jobber 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Suh is working the combinations to good effect here.
Suh stalks Jobber and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jobber's face. Jobber staggers backwards, shaken.
Suh lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jobber at a distance.
Suh misses with a wild combination.
A punch combination from Suh misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suh scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jobber circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jobber takes a jab right on the kisser.
Suh lands a body shot.
Jobber swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Suh counters with a nice uppercut.
Jobber misses with a two punch combination.
Jobber tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Suh is able to avoid easily.
Suh throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Suh lands with a nice combination. Jobber backs away looking to recover.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Suh digs a good hook to Jobber's body.
Suh is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round!Jobber had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Suh connects with a crisp jab.
Good work by Suh as he checks the leg kick.
Suh swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jobber misses with a low kick.
Jobber is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Suh.
Suh lands a high kick!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A left lands for Suh.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Suh!
Suh scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ndamukong Suh dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Jobber avoids a punch combination nicely.
Some wild striking there from Suh.
Suh goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Jobber throws a leg kick
and Suh counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Left hook, right uppercut from Suh.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Suh scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Suh lands a head kick!
Jobber takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Jobber closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jobber takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Suh jabs Jobber right on the nose. Jobber blinks but takes it well.
Suh throws a head kick that Jobber semi-blocks.
Jobber throws a chopping leg kick but Suh manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Suh!
Suh bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Jobber avoids a punch combination nicely.
A right-left combo lands from Suh.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jobber takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Danga de danga de dang - Suh scores with a four punch combination!
A combination from Suh does no damage.
Suh lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Suh, as that shot connected.
Suh misses with a jab, cross combination.
Suh throws a series of strikes that have Jobber backpedaling.
Suh plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Random Jobber is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Suh lands a head kick. Jobber smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Suh looks to land a combination but Jobber avoids it well.
Suh cracks Jobber with an open hand slap.
Suh tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jobber swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Suh throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Jobber.
Jobber throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jobber takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Suh lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Suh.
Suh connects with a jab.
Suh misses with a series of wild punches.
A punch combination from Suh misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Suh throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Jobber.
Jobber looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Suh throws a series of strikes that have Jobber backpedaling.
Suh is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Suh lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Suh misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Suh misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jobber is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Suh.
Jab, jab by Suh - just one landing.
A combination from Suh does no damage.
The crowd cheers as Suh lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jobber doesn't seem phased though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ndamukong Suh showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Suh throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jobber takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Suh throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Suh connects with a high kick.
Suh fails to land with a series of punches.
Suh throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Suh throws a good cross that connects.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jobber keeps the fight on the outside.
Ndamukong Suh seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Suh lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Suh.
Jobber falls off balance throwing a combination
and Suh counters with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Suh.
Suh lands a high kick!
Suh misses with a jab, cross combination.
Suh throws a head kick that half lands.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Suh.
Good shot there by Suh.
Jab, jab by Suh - just one landing.
Jobber is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Suh.
Jobber finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Left hook, right uppercut from Suh.
Random Jobber has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Suh throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jobber swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Suh counters with a big head kick but Jobber shrugs it off.
Jab from Suh.
Left hook, right uppercut from Suh.
Some wild striking there from Suh.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Suh tries to close the distance and clinch but Jobber swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Suh has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Both fighters circling a little - Suh finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Suh. That snapped Jobber's head back.
Jobber throws a low kick but it's checked well by Suh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Suh connects with a crisp jab.
Suh throws a series of strikes that have Jobber backpedaling.
Suh lands a jab-cross combination.
Suh tries to clinch there but Jobber circles away.
Suh lands with a kick to the temple. Jobber shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Suh throws a series of strikes that have Jobber backpedaling.
Suh tries to clinch there but Jobber circles away.
Suh moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Suh throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jobber takes one to the chin there.
Jobber throws a solid leg kick but Suh takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Jobber.
Jobber misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jobber avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jobber misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Suh connects with a single shot there.
Suh scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jobber takes a jab right on the kisser.
Suh cracks Jobber with a good jab.
Ndamukong Suh is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Suh lands with a nice combination. Jobber backs away looking to recover.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ndamukong Suh comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Suh has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 26:30
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 26:30
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ndamukong Suh!