PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Penis Turpos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brandon Love (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Turpos
vs
Love

185 cm
23
250 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

193 cm
22
260 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Penis Turpos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Brandon Love!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Love fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Love fails in his attempt to clinch.
Turpos could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Love shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Turpos sprawls well. Turpos wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Love gets slowly back to his feet.

Turpos gets the takedown into side control.
Turpos advances nicely into full mount.
Love flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Love really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Turpos. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Love keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Turpos blocks Love's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Love swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Love throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Turpos controlling the position easily from mount.

Turpos with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.

Turpos is going olschool here, as he tries to force Love to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Love shrugs it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turpos breaks from Love's wrist control and lands an elbow.

It looks like Brandon Love has been cut.

Love defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Turpos.
Turpos is breathing heavily.

Turpos is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Love can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Turpos prevents Love from getting the reversal.
Love flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Love throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Love working to try and regain half guard.
Turpos blocks Love's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Turpos blocks Love's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Love flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Love flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Turpos fails to take his opponent's back.
Love throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Love tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Love throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Love tries to reverse the position but Turpos maintains control.
Turpos misses with a head shot.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Love flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Love tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Love throwing punches despite being mounted.
Love is desperately trying to improve his position but Turpos has a good base and remains in mount.
Love is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Love throwing hammer fists to the chest of Turpos. What's that going to do exactly?
Turpos seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Love is holding on tight.
Love flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Turpos blocks Love's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Love is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Love throwing hammer fists to the chest of Turpos. What's that going to do exactly?
Turpos thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Love is wriggling around trying to escape.
Love throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Love is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Turpos blocks Love's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Love throwing punches despite being mounted.
Love throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Love is looking to improve his position but Turpos isn't that keen on the idea.
Love regains half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Penis Turpos dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brandon Love's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Love shoots and misses

and Turpos counters with a single leg into guard. Love didn't expect that.
Love tries to strike from the bottom.
Love doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Love will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Love can do anything to dispel that myth.
Turpos trying to control but Love is working from the bottom.
Love with a couple of shots from the bottom there - nothing Turpos can't handle though.
Turpos stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Love swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Love is looking for a triangle but Turpos pushes his legs off easily.
Love throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Love fails with the takedown

and Turpos counters with a single leg into guard. Love didn't expect that.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Love throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Turpos thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Turpos trying to control but Love is working from the bottom.
Turpos stands up out of Love's guard for a moment - Love manages to land a nice upkick.

Turpos got a little sloppy there for a moment and Love has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Turpos has managed to get both his arms back between Love's legs - danger averted.
Turpos trying to control but Love is working from the bottom.
Love trying to strike off his back.
Love will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Love misses with a takedown

and Turpos counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Love!
Penis Turpos has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brandon Love.
Love in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Love is in all sorts of trouble here.
Love sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Love tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Love throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Love flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.

Love is defending against the submission attempts here by Turpos.
Turpos trying to control the action but Love is working from the bottom.

Love kicks Turpos off and gets back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Love shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Turpos counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Love's guard now.
Turpos works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Love wants to get back to his feet.
Turpos trying to control from half guard but Love is working away.

Turpos is trying to work for a kimura but Love is defending well.
Turpos blocks the strikes from Love.
Love is trying to get back to full guard.

Love looking for submissions off his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turpos passes to side control.
Turpos blocks the strikes from Love.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Love shoots and misses

and Turpos counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Love!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turpos tries to control but Love wriggling away.
Love is looking to improve his position but Turpos isn't that keen on the idea.

Turpos is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Love can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turpos tries to control but Love wriggling away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Penis Turpos dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Brandon Love's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Love shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Turpos counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Love's guard now.
Love lands a couple of shots from the bottom.
Love throwing strikes off his back to little effect.

Turpos stands and steps away. Love gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Love gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Turpos counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Turpos is trying to work for a kimura but Love is defending well.
Turpos blocks the strikes from Love.
Love tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Love punching from the bottom.
Love throws a strike from the bottom that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Love tries to roll over but Turpos keeps him under control.
Love tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.

Turpos is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Love gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Turpos counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Penis Turpos has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brandon Love.
Turpos stands and throws Love's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Love tries to strike from the bottom but misses.
Love tries to strike but it doesn't land.
Turpos wants to control but Love is keeping him busy.
Love striking from the bottom but nothing landed.
Turpos is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Love can do to turn this around?

Turpos decides to take the fight back to the feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Love tries for a takedown but Turpos circles away easily

and Turpos counters with a single leg into guard. Love didn't expect that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turpos trying to control the position from guard on top but Love is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Love keeping full guard, as Turpos tries to pass.
Love keeping moving, preventing Turpos from controlling successfully.

Turpos drops back looking for a leg! Love is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Love manages to kick Turpos off! Turpos jumps back into Love's guard.
Love looking for a sweep. Not yet Love, not yet.

Turpos avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turpos wants to control from the top but Love keeps moving.

Love has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Turpos can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Love has his takedown stuffed

and Turpos counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Love's guard now.

Turpos drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Turpos jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Love throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Love trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Turpos trying to control but Love is working from the bottom.

Turpos thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Love lands an upkick as Turpos stands over him.
Love keeping moving, preventing Turpos from controlling successfully.
Love trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Love fails with the takedown

and Turpos counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Love's guard now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turpos won't allow Love to sweep him here.
Turpos wants to control from the top but Love keeps moving.
Turpos stopping the sweep attempt from Love.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turpos trying to control the position from guard on top but Love is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

And that's the end of the fight!
Penis Turpos showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Turpos has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:26
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:26
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Penis Turpos!