PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Paul Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richard Simmons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kong comes into the arena with Evil Scotsman blaring out of the sound system. Simmons comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Take A Ride On My Bologna Pony! ! ! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Paul Kong has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Kong
vs
Simmons

181 cm
19
155 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

167 cm
24
155 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
KO power

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Mary Jane's Medicinal's!
Mary Jane's Medicinal's!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Paul Kong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Richard Simmons!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Simmons looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Kong!
Simmons in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Kong tries to hold on but Simmons pushes him away.
Kong flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Simmons avoids the attempt from Kong to control.
Simmons looking to finish Kong with some ground and pound. This is bad for Kong!
Simmons lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Simmons scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Kong?
Kong takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.

Kong is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kong takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Simmons's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Richard Simmons!