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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between MR nobody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Valentine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Valentine is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Ice Cream Paintjob . I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that John Valentine was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, MR nobody!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John Valentine!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Summer Carpenter and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
nobody throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A head kick misses from nobody.
Valentine swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Valentine moves out of range of the body kick from nobody.
A head kick from nobody lands but Valentine takes it in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
nobody lands a nice looking kick to the body. Valentine takes a step back to recover.
Valentine looks gassed!
nobody tries a head kick but it misses.
nobody pulls out of a head kick attempt.
nobody throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Valentine moves out of range as nobody throws a body kick.
Valentine tries to close the distance and clinch but nobody swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
nobody throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
nobody is looking to land body kicks.
nobody moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
nobody looks to land a body kick but Valentine moved away.
nobody throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Valentine.
A leg kick checked by nobody.
A head kick misses from nobody.
MR nobody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
nobody dodges the punch combination from Valentine.
nobody throws a head kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
nobody throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
nobody misses with a body kick.
Valentine takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Valentine walks into a left hand.
Valentine lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Crunch! nobody slams his shin into Valentine's torso.
nobody plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
nobody with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Valentine to score with a decent uppercut.
nobody looks to land a body kick but Valentine moved away.
Valentine gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Valentine misses with a knee strike.
Valentine stalling in the clinch but nobody improves position.
Valentine keeps control of nobody as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Valentine has nobody pressed against the cage, preventing nobody from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Valentine drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
nobody can't break the clinch.
Valentine breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
MR nobody is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Valentine misses with a few strikes there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
nobody throws a head kick that misses.
nobody loads up on a big right hand but Valentine slips the punch.
Valentine shoots for a double leg takedown but nobody sprawls well. He's pushed Valentine's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
nobody tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Valentine displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Valentine blocks a head kick by nobody.
A combination from Valentine does no damage.
Valentine lands a jab-cross combination.
nobody fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Valentine checks it well.
nobody throws a head kick that misses.
A jab from nobody misses.
Valentine shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
nobody wants to stand but Valentine is controlling the position.
Valentine working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of nobody's head.
Valentine cracks nobody with a solid left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valentine is standing up over nobody. nobody looks to escape but Valentine dives into side control.
Valentine in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
nobody is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Valentine has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Valentine decides to stand back up.
Valentine looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? nobody is fending him off so far but Valentine persists. Nope, nobody circles away and we're back to standing.
MR nobody has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Valentine.
nobody tries to bum rush Valentine with a series of wild strikes but Valentine uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
nobody scores with a nice body kick.
nobody misses with a body kick.
A punch lands to the side of nobody 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Valentine has nobody up against the cage in a clinch.
Valentine pulls nobody into guard.
nobody tries to stand but Valentine is controlling from the bottom.
Valentine trying to strike off his back.
nobody has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Valentine has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes nobody off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
nobody throws a wild body kick that Valentine sees coming a mile off.
Valentine shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Valentine decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
nobody throws a sloppy head kick and Valentine moves out of range easily.
Valentine shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. nobody defends it nicely.
nobody works over Valentine's head and body with a nice combination.
nobody looks for the body kick but Valentine saw that one coming.
nobody leaves Valentine with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Valentine avoids the head kick by nobody.
Valentine shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in nobody's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Valentine is pushing down on nobody's leg trying to pass to half guard. nobody is fighting to maintain full guard but Valentine has managed to sneak the leg through.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
MR nobody dominated that round.
That's time! nobody's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Valentine throws a right and a left that nobody avoids nicely.
MR nobody is winning the standup battle so far.
The fight stays on the outside here - Valentine looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Valentine shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has nobody pinned against the cage. nobody gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
nobody throws a head kick that half lands.
nobody throws a sloppy head kick and Valentine moves out of range easily.
Valentine moves out of range as nobody throws a body kick.
nobody moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
nobody throws a head kick but Valentine moves out of range.
Valentine will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Valentine misses with a looping right.
nobody swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Valentine clinches.
nobody is trying to force a seperation but Valentine has the dominant position.
Valentine pressing his opponent against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Valentine has nobody pressed against the cage, preventing nobody from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
nobody prevents the takedown attempt.
nobody is trying to break the clinch but Valentine has him pressed against the cage.
nobody is trying to break free.
Valentine tries to pull guard but nobody won't allow it.
MR nobody has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Valentine.
Valentine tightens his grip and picks nobody up, before dumping him to the ground. nobody manages to land in guard.
nobody is looking to stand back up but Valentine counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by nobody.
Valentine drops an elbow to the side of nobody's head.
Valentine seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
nobody is trying to stand back up but Valentine is controlling him
Valentine working the head and body with strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
nobody pushes Valentine off looking to stand but Valentine dives back in and keeps control.
Valentine has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Valentine working the head and body with strikes.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Valentine displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Valentine fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
nobody misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
nobody tries a head kick but it misses.
nobody throws a head kick but Valentine moves out of range.
Valentine scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
nobody is in trouble now - Valentine has advanced to mount!
nobody's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Valentine scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Valentine cracks nobody with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
nobody is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Valentine sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
nobody wants to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valentine lands a big elbow.
Valentine with a couple of short strikes.
nobody takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Valentine won't let nobody get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Valentine lands a heavy elbow.
You get the feeling that nobody really doesn't like being in this position too much.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Valentine has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of nobody's face.
nobody trying desperately to get to his feet.
nobody knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Valentine on the ground.
Valentine looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
nobody's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Valentine working nobody over with strikes here.
The referee warns nobody that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Valentine content just to control the position here.
nobody is squirming around, avoiding Valentine's attempts to control the action.
Valentine pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
nobody wants to get back to his feet.
Valentine pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Valentine showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Valentine moves in looking to clinch but nobody pushes him off.
Valentine fails with a takedown attempt.
nobody lands a head kick!
Valentine takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by nobody.
A head kick misses from nobody.
nobody throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Valentine tries to score a power double leg takedown but nobody sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Valentine somewhat.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Valentine.
MR nobody has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Valentine.
A punch combination from Valentine misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
nobody throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Valentine instigates a clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Valentine breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A left and a right from nobody both land. Nice combination.
nobody scores with a kick to the midsection.
Valentine shoots in looking for a takedown. nobody tries to sprawl out of it but Valentine keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. nobody manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
nobody tries to land a front kick but Valentine steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
nobody throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Valentine tries to clinch but nobody is having none of it.
Valentine wants to clinch up but nobody keeps it at a distance.
nobody lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Valentine takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Valentine tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but nobody paws at him with a jab and circles away.
nobody keeps the fight on the outside.
Valentine has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from nobody.
Valentine scores with a one two! nobody had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Valentine moves out of range as nobody throws a body kick.
Valentine shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches nobody napping and manages to drive through into side control!
John Valentine has got the better of the ground game so far.
Valentine controlling from side mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
nobody takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Valentine wants to control but nobody is keeping him busy.
Valentine prevents nobody from escaping the position.
Valentine works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
nobody wants to get back to his feet.
Valentine stands up and beckons nobody to his feet.
nobody lands a high kick!
nobody chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Valentine can pounce on him.
nobody is looking to score with low kicks.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Valentine.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valentine decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Valentine throws a nice looking combination but nobody bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
nobody tries to land a front kick but Valentine steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Valentine blocks a head kick by nobody.
Valentine works over nobody's head and body with a nice combination.
MR nobody is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Valentine wants to clinch up but nobody keeps it at a distance.
nobody falls off balance throwing a combination
and Valentine counters with a takedown into side control.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Valentine is chipping away with strikes.
Valentine trying to control the position but nobody is working away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Valentine stands up and we're back to a striking position.
nobody throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Valentine scores a takedown into full mount!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Valentine landing strikes from the mount and nobody is in trouble!
Valentine content just to control the position here.
Valentine trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Valentine controlling from mount.
Valentine looking to control but nobody is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
And that's the end of the fight!
John Valentine comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Valentine has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 28:29
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 28:29
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Valentine!
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hype
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