PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Marley McSlipster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck The Bison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Bison has chosen Bisons Charging as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

McSlipster
vs
The Bison

190 cm
18
226 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

200 cm
18
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Heavy handed

StarDust.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Marley McSlipster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Chuck The Bison!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McSlipster keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Bison scores with a jab to the body.
The Bison thows a body shot but no joy.
McSlipster slips a jab and a cross from The Bison.
McSlipster keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Bison's corner calls for a 1-2. The Bison obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
McSlipster keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McSlipster ducks under a wild hook from The Bison.
The Bison fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
McSlipster swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The Bison throws a big shot that misses.
The Bison misses with the combination.
The Bison cracks McSlipster with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from The Bison lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and McSlipster has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from McSlipster and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
McSlipster takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The Bison looks to throw the jab but McSlipster is out of range.
McSlipster looks to land a right hand but The Bison moved out of range.
The Bison fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McSlipster is out of range.
The Bison stuns McSlipster with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The Bison thows a body shot but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Bison scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The Bison is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down McSlipster rather than just go for the knockout.
The Bison steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McSlipster.
The Bison throws out a leg kick but McSlipster moves out of range and The Bison only half commits.
The Bison throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McSlipster moves out of range as The Bison strikes.
McSlipster walks into a stiff left hand from The Bison.
Chuck The Bison is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Bison lands a really nice looking cross but McSlipster seems unphased.
The Bison swings for the body but McSlipster moves out of range.
McSlipster throws a lazy right hand but The Bison sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McSlipster throws a shot from downtown. The Bison moves away and avoids it.
McSlipster takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The Bison lands with a shot to the body.
McSlipster gets cracked with a nice right hand there by The Bison.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McSlipster misses the shot to the body.
Jab from The Bison.
McSlipster takes a shot to the body in his stride.
McSlipster takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The Bison cracks a nice hook into McSlipster's ribs.
McSlipster is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Bison throws a series of punches but McSlipster moves out of range.
The Bison ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McSlipster moves away.
Decent striking displayed by The Bison there.
McSlipster misses the shot to the body.
The Bison lands with a nice body punch.
The Bison uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McSlipster.
The Bison misses with a wild body shot.
The Bison uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McSlipster.
Chuck The Bison seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McSlipster on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The Bison uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McSlipster.
Good work by McSlipster as he checks the leg kick.
The Bison throws a jab but it's blocked by McSlipster.
The Bison looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
McSlipster ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Bison moves away.
The Bison throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The Bison swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Bison punishes McSlipster's body with a nice straight punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Bison misses the shot to the body.
Jab from The Bison.
The Bison is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round!McSlipster had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
McSlipster shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says The Bison as he avoids it easily.
The Bison cracks McSlipster with an open hand slap.
The Bison lands with a straight right. McSlipster didn't see that one coming.
The Bison lands a nice looking body shot.
The Bison scores with a jab to the body.
A jab from The Bison does it's job there.
A combination from The Bison does no damage.
The Bison connects with a nice looking jab.
McSlipster walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McSlipster throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Bison sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Bison thuds a left hand into McSlipster's body.
The Bison bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of McSlipster's head.

McSlipster is rocked!
McSlipster drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Oh McSlipster is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The Bison lands a with a good body shot.
Jab from The Bison.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Bison lands a straight punch to the body, keeping McSlipster at a distance.
McSlipster seems to have got his legs back now.
Good exchange - The Bison coming out on top.
The Bison lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - McSlipster can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from The Bison and McSlipster drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by The Bison.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chuck The Bison!