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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between SO NASTY (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Simpson comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Racionais - Negro Drama kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Homer Simpson has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with SO NASTY's chin.
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213 lbs
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201 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, SO NASTY!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Homer Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Paulo Santos and Thiago Cunha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
NASTY shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. NASTY showed some decent athleticism there.
NASTY passes to side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Simpson throwing some weak shots from the bottom that do no damage.
NASTY tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Simpson throwing some weak shots from the bottom that do no damage.
Simpson wants to control but NASTY postures up.
Simpson on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
NASTY advances to mount.
Simpson swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
NASTY avoids the attempt from Simpson to control.
Simpson in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
NASTY can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Simpson is looking to escape.
Simpson is looking to get to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
NASTY scoring with strikes but Simpson is staying in there.
Simpson tries to hold on but NASTY postures up.
Simpson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Simpson tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Simpson in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
It looks like Homer Simpson has been cut.
NASTY raining down shots from the mount!
That has opened up Homer Simpson's cut even more.
NASTY lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
The cut above Homer Simpson's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
NASTY landing strikes, looking to finish!
Homer Simpson's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Homer Simpson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). SO NASTY!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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