PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hans Dorrestijn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brett Farve (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Farve has chosen Currensy as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dorrestijn
vs
Farve

225 cm
24
265 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

188 cm
19
225 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Convicted

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hans Dorrestijn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brett Farve!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dorrestijn moves into range and clinches up with Farve.
Dorrestijn is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Dorrestijn lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Brett Farve has been cut.
Dorrestijn comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dorrestijn crunches a lovely knee into Farve's ribcage.
Farve has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A knee to the head by Dorrestijn.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Farve's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Dorrestijn scores with a nice short uppercut.
Farve looks gassed!
Dorrestijn lands a damaging elbow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Farve takes a knee to the side of the body.
Dorrestijn has Farve pressed against the cage.
Dorrestijn lands an elbow just above Farve 's eye.
Dorrestijn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Farve's face.
Farve takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dorrestijn lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dorrestijn is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Dorrestijn landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dorrestijn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dorrestijn lands with a short shot to the head.
Dorrestijn stalling in the clinch.
Farve has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dorrestijn has Farve pressed against the cage.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head.
A short right from Dorrestijn on the inside.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn connects with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn has Farve pushed against the cage.
Dorrestijn seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
A knee to the head by Dorrestijn.
Farve tries to land knees in the clinch but Dorrestijn avoids the damage to the body.
Farve is trying to force a seperation but Dorrestijn has the dominant position.
Dorrestijn lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Dorrestijn lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dorrestijn with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn lands a good knee to the midsection. Farve won't want to take too many of those.
Dorrestijn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dorrestijn throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Farve blocks it with crossed arms.
Farve scores with a hook to the body.
Dorrestijn tries a knee to the head but Farve blocks it.
Farve tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dorrestijn keeps control of Farve as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dorrestijn really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The is referee keeping an eye on Dorrestijn - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A frustrated look appears on Farve's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Farve takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dorrestijn lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dorrestijn putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Farve in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Dorrestijn tries to land knees in the clinch but Farve avoids the damage to the body.
Dorrestijn trying to land knees to the body.
Dorrestijn misses with a knee strike.
Dorrestijn has Farve pressed against the cage, preventing Farve from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Farve wants to break free but Dorrestijn has control.
Dorrestijn scores with a knee to the head.
Farve has had enough of the clinch but Dorrestijn keeps him there for the moment.
Farve is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Farve tries to break the clinch but Dorrestijn is controlling the position.
Dorrestijn unloads a knee to the mid-section. Farve lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farve tries to break free but Dorrestijn pushes him back against the cage.
Dorrestijn landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dorrestijn's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Farve misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head.
Farve wants to get back to striking at distance but Dorrestijn won't allow it.
Dorrestijn scores with a knee to the head.
Farve tries to break the clinch but Dorrestijn is controlling the position.
Farve wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Farve takes a knee right on the jaw!
Farve is trying to break the clinch but Dorrestijn has him pressed against the cage.
Dorrestijn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn crunches a lovely knee into Farve's ribcage.
Farve working hard to break the clinch.
Dorrestijn lands a nice shot to the body.
Farve working hard to break the clinch.
Farve is trying to force a seperation but Dorrestijn has the dominant position.
Dorrestijn lands a nice elbow.
Farve has had enough of the clinch but Dorrestijn keeps him there for the moment.
Dorrestijn softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the head.
Dorrestijn with a knee to the head.
Farve wants a takedown.
Dorrestijn with a knee to the head.
Farve tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Farve looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Farve takes an elbow to the temple.
Dorrestijn connects with a knee to the head.

Farve escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Dorrestijn moves into the clinch successfully.
Dorrestijn keeps control of Farve as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dorrestijn stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Dorrestijn lands a body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Farve wants a takedown.
Hans Dorrestijn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brett Farve.
Dorrestijn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn lands an elbow just above Farve 's eye.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Dorrestijn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Farve's face as he tries to break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hans Dorrestijn dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brett Farve's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Dorrestijn moves into the clinch.
Farve wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Farve's face.
Dorrestijn throws a head punch that misses.
Hans Dorrestijn has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Farve drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Dorrestijn gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A knee to the head by Dorrestijn.
Farve takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dorrestijn lands a right hand that snaps the head of Farve backwards.
Farve tries to circle away but Dorrestijn has him pinned against the cage.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the body.
Dorrestijn stalling against the cage.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Farve's face.
Dorrestijn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn lands a shot to the body.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the head.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A knee to the head by Dorrestijn.
Farve wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dorrestijn tries a knee to the head but Farve blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Farve working hard to break the clinch.
Farve takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dorrestijn lands with a left to the head.
Dorrestijn creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Farve's defenses.
Farve working aggressively here.
Dorrestijn unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Dorrestijn lands an elbow just above Farve 's eye.
Farve wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn scores a nice knee to the body.
Farve wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dorrestijn has him pressed against the cage.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Farve's face.
Dorrestijn scores with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Farve wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dorrestijn avoiding damage.
Farve is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Dorrestijn lands a nice knee to the body.
A short uppercut from Dorrestijn.
Dorrestijn tries to land a knee to the head but Farve blocks with his arms.
Dorrestijn swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Farve tries for a takedown but Dorrestijn manages to get underhooks.
Hans Dorrestijn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brett Farve.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Farve has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Farve is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Farve takes a knee to the side of the body.
Dorrestijn keeps control of Farve as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dorrestijn keeps control of Farve as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head.
Farve is looking to break free of the clinch but Dorrestijn has double underhooks.
Dorrestijn taking a breather.
Farve fails to pull guard.
Dorrestijn creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Farve's defenses.
Dorrestijn utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Dorrestijn lands a shot to the body.
Farve tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Farve's face.
Dorrestijn has Farve pushed against the cage.
Dorrestijn misses with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dorrestijn tries a knee to the head but Farve blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dorrestijn keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Farve's efforts to push away.
Dorrestijn tries a knee to the head but Farve blocks it.
Farve has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Dorrestijn avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Dorrestijn connects with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn lands a nice knee to the body.
Dorrestijn has Farve pressed against the cage, preventing Farve from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Farve tries to break the clinch but Dorrestijn is controlling the position.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dorrestijn.
Dorrestijn has Farve pushed against the cage.
Farve tries to break free but Dorrestijn pushes him back against the cage.
Farve changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Dorrestijn fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Farve circles away from the clinch attempt.

Dorrestijn takes the fight into the clinch.
Farve is trying to break the clinch but Dorrestijn is controlling him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Farve is trying to force a seperation but Dorrestijn has the dominant position.
Dorrestijn lands a nice knee to the body.
Farve takes an elbow to the temple.
Good body shot from Dorrestijn.
Dorrestijn stalls.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the head.
Dorrestijn lands a good knee to the midsection. Farve won't want to take too many of those.
Dorrestijn is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Dorrestijn lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Dorrestijn manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Dorrestijn misses with a punch on the inside.
A knee to the head by Dorrestijn.
Farve tries to break the clinch but Dorrestijn is controlling the position.
Farve is trying to break the clinch but Dorrestijn has him pressed against the cage.
Farve wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dorrestijn creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Farve's defenses.
Dorrestijn using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hans Dorrestijn dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Brett Farve's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Dorrestijn moves into the clinch successfully.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Farve's face.
Farve tries to circle away but Dorrestijn has him pinned against the cage.
Dorrestijn has Farve pressed against the cage, preventing Farve from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Dorrestijn lands a good knee to the midsection. Farve won't want to take too many of those.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the head.
Dorrestijn lands a nice knee to the body.
Dorrestijn slows down the pace here.
Farve wants to get back to striking at distance but Dorrestijn won't allow it.
Farve looking for a takedown.
Dorrestijn connects with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Farve drops down looking for an ankle pick but Dorrestijn pulls his leg out and moves away.

Dorrestijn forces Farve back against the cage and clinches.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dorrestijn lands an elbow just above Farve 's eye.
Dorrestijn controlling the action here for a moment.
Farve drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Dorrestijn gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Hans Dorrestijn has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brett Farve.
Farve misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Nice elbow from Dorrestijn.
Knees to the body from Dorrestijn.
Dorrestijn creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Farve's defenses.
Dorrestijn working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Farve drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Dorrestijn gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A knee to the head by Dorrestijn.
Dorrestijn lands an elbow that stopped Farve in his tracks for a moment.
Dorrestijn leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dorrestijn with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Farve tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Dorrestijn smiles and moves away.

Dorrestijn rushes Farve and presses him up against the cage.
Farve looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Nice elbow from Dorrestijn.
Farve has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A knee to the head by Dorrestijn.
Farve takes a knee right on the jaw!
Dorrestijn taking a breather.
Farve blocks an elbow strike.
Dorrestijn lands a good knee to the midsection. Farve won't want to take too many of those.
Farve tries to circle away but Dorrestijn has him pinned against the cage.
Dorrestijn has Farve pressed against the cage, preventing Farve from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Dorrestijn is pushing Farve up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Farve is trying to break the clinch but Dorrestijn is controlling him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farve takes an elbow to the temple.
Dorrestijn landing knees to the head.
Farve is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Dorrestijn pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Dorrestijn throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Farve blocks it with crossed arms.
Farve wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dorrestijn has him pressed against the cage.
Dorrestijn with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn misses with a knee to the head.
Dorrestijn with a knee to the head.
Hans Dorrestijn is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Farve wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dorrestijn connects with a nasty looking knee right to Farve's face.
Farve can't break the clinch.
Dorrestijn lands a knee to the body.
Dorrestijn dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Farve has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dorrestijn managing to block the knees to the body from Farve.
Dorrestijn lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Brett Farve has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dorrestijn lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dorrestijn is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Farve can do to turn this around?

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Dorrestijn unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Farve goes for a takedown in the clinch but Dorrestijn prevents it.
Dorrestijn lands an elbow inside.
Knees to the body from Dorrestijn.
Dorrestijn stalls.
Dorrestijn scores with a knee to the head.
Farve wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dorrestijn has him pressed against the cage.
Dorrestijn lands an elbow inside that Farve shrugs off.
Dorrestijn's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
A frustrated look appears on Farve's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Nice elbow from Dorrestijn.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Farve is trying to break free.
Dorrestijn lands a good knee to the midsection. Farve won't want to take too many of those.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dorrestijn.
Dorrestijn displaying some good clinch control by pressing Farve up against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dorrestijn creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hans Dorrestijn showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dorrestijn, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:26
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:26
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hans Dorrestijn!