PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harold Cheese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Huge Colossos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Colossos is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by The Game - Money. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Cheese
vs
Colossos

195 cm
23
297 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

225 cm
19
300 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Comedy Fight Club Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Harold Cheese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Huge Colossos!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Seu Braga and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Colossos looks to land a left hand but Cheese moved out of range nicely.
Cheese slips a jab and a cross from Colossos.
Colossos lands a lovely overhand right.

It looks like Harold Cheese has been cut.
Colossos throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Colossos is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cheese.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Cheese.
Cheese moves out of range of the strikes.
Cheese tries to clinch up but Colossos circles away and keeps his distance.
Colossos misses with a hook.
Cheese moves in looking to clinch but Colossos pushes him off.
Cheese moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cheese attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Cheese has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Colossos loads up on a big right hand but Cheese slips the punch.
Colossos tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cheese was well out of range. Poor timing from Colossos.
Cheese tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Colossos is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cheese.
Colossos fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cheese manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Colossos tries to move into range but Cheese moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Cheese tries to clinch up.

Cheese closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Cheese lands in his opponent's guard.
Cheese trying to control the position from guard on top but Colossos is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cheese trying to move into half guard but instead Colossos has managed to sweep!
Cheese not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Cheese looking for subs off his back but Colossos has passed one foot through into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cheese trying to control from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Colossos decides to stand up.
Colossos throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Colossos misses with a two punch combination.
Colossos throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Colossos looks gassed!
Colossos throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cheese closes this distance looking for a takedown but Colossos circles away.
Cheese misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Harold Cheese. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Colossos ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Colossos scores with a nice right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Colossos slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Cheese fails in his attempt to clinch.
Colossos loads up on a big right hand but Cheese slips the punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Colossos misses with a straight right.
Colossos connects with a right hand. Cheese shakes it off.
Colossos scores with a one two! Cheese had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Colossos fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cheese shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Colossos as he jumps to the side.
Huge Colossos seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cheese looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Cheese tries to close the distance and clinch up but Colossos swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Colossos throws a lazy right hand but Cheese sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Colossos will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Colossos misses with a looping left.
Colossos throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Cheese has closed the distance and engaged Colossos in a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese is looking to break free of the clinch but Colossos has double underhooks.
Cheese tries to circle away but Colossos has him pinned against the cage.

Colossos manages to break the clinch.
Colossos looks to score with a jab to the body but Cheese is just out of range.
Cheese fails with a takedown attempt.
Colossos throws a jab but it's blocked by Cheese.
Colossos throws a jab when Cheese was well out of range.
Huge Colossos is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cheese will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Colossos keeps the fight on the outside.
Cheese tries to clinch up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Huge Colossos dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Harold Cheese's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Colossos thows a left - swing and a miss!
Colossos with a jab.
Colossos misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cheese.
Colossos misses with an uppercut. Cheese saw that one coming.
Colossos throws a shot from downtown. Cheese moves away and avoids it.
Cheese tries to clinch there but Colossos circles away.
Colossos throws a leg kick but Cheese sees it coming and moves out of range.
Cheese shoots in but no luck this time.
Cheese shoots in and drives through. Colossos sprawls well.
Colossos fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cheese manages to avoid it.

Cheese gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Cheese is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Colossos is breathing heavily.

Colossos breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese slips a straight right by Colossos.
Colossos throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Cheese.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Harold Cheese. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Colossos loads up on a big right hand but Cheese slips the punch.
Colossos misses with a wild body shot.

Cheese darts in and clinches Colossos up against the cage.

Colossos breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cheese tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Colossos paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nice defenses there by Cheese.
Cheese has a takedown stuffed.
Colossos throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cheese sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Colossos pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Colossos throws a left and a right that both miss

and Cheese counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Cheese accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Cheese stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Colossos swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Cheese is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Cheese has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cheese drops back looking for a leg! Colossos is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Colossos manages to kick Cheese off! Cheese jumps back into Colossos's guard.

Colossos kicks Cheese off and gets to his feet.
Cheese is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cheese tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Colossos paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cheese throws a nice looking combination but Colossos bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Colossos is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Cheese ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Colossos throws a shot from downtown. Cheese moves away and avoids it.

Cheese shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Colossos manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Cheese trying to control but Colossos is working from the bottom.
Colossos being controlled here, momentarily.
Cheese content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Harold Cheese will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Harold Cheese's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Colossos misses with a combination

so Cheese counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Colossos keeping moving, preventing Cheese from controlling successfully.
Colossos preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Colossos keeping moving, preventing Cheese from controlling successfully.
Cheese looking to sit in guard and control but Colossos gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Colossos takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Colossos got a little sloppy there for a moment and Cheese has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Colossos has managed to get both his arms back between Cheese's legs - danger averted.
Colossos wants to stand and escape but instead Cheese has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Cheese tries to free his leg and advance position but Colossos is retaining full guard.
Colossos avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Colossos really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Cheese. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Colossos keeping moving, preventing Cheese from controlling successfully.
Cheese might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Harold Cheese just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Colossos throws a jab but it's blocked by Cheese.
Colossos throws the left hand but Cheese avoids the punch easily.
Colossos throws a lazy right hand but Cheese sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cheese tries to clinch up but Colossos circles away and keeps his distance.
Colossos throws a jab but it's blocked by Cheese.
Colossos throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Cheese counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Cheese can't get the takedown.
Cheese can't find room to land a body shot as Colossos controls the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Colossos wants to get back to striking at distance but Cheese won't allow it.
Cheese has Colossos pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Colossos manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Cheese has Colossos pressed against the cage, preventing Colossos from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cheese with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Cheese has Colossos pressed against the cage, preventing Colossos from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Cheese goes for a takedown attempt but Colossos pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Harold Cheese. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cheese is looking to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Cheese pushes Colossos up against the cage in a clinch.
Cheese has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Colossos avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Cheese goes for a takedown in the clinch but Colossos prevents it.

Colossos breaks the clinch.
Cheese fails in his attempt to clinch.
Colossos throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Cheese counters with a single leg into guard. Colossos didn't expect that.
Cheese trying to control but Colossos is working from the bottom.
Cheese wants to pass the guard but Colossos is keeping the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Harold Cheese showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Cheese has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 29:28
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 29:28
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Harold Cheese!