PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sergeant Peppers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Berry Aneurysm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Peppers comes to the ring accompanied by Lip Gloss and Black--as made famous by Atreyu. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Peppers
vs
Aneurysm

195 cm
23
275 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

192 cm
18
275 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sergeant Peppers!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Berry Aneurysm!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Ian Loll and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aneurysm displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Peppers throws out the jab.
A combination from Aneurysm does no damage.
Peppers throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Peppers misses with a few strikes there.
Peppers fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Aneurysm looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Peppers shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Aneurysm pinned against the cage. Aneurysm gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Peppers missing with a left hand there. Aneurysm was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Aneurysm ducks under a wild hook from Peppers.
Aneurysm should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Aneurysm ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Peppers moves away.
Peppers looks to land a left hand but Aneurysm moved out of range nicely.
A combination from Peppers does no damage.
Aneurysm misses with a combination
and Peppers counters with a left to the body.
Aneurysm looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Peppers looks to throw the jab but Aneurysm is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Peppers stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

It looks like Berry Aneurysm has been cut.
Peppers listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Peppers is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Aneurysm flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Aneurysm is out cold! Peppers holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sergeant Peppers!
Sergeant Peppers is the new heavyweight champion!