PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Spongebob Squarepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexey Rykov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Squarepants kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Kataklysm - World of Treason. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Alexey Rykov was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Squarepants
vs
Rykov

200 cm
19
270 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

200 cm
23
272 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Spongebob Squarepants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Alexey Rykov!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Alexandre Firmino and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Squarepants looks to score with a jab to the body but Rykov is just out of range.
Squarepants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Squarepants shoots in but no luck this time.
Squarepants motions for Rykov to come forward. Squarepants throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Rykov throws a looping overhand right but Squarepants ducks down to avoid it.
Squarepants takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

It looks like Spongebob Squarepants has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rykov takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Alexey Rykov has been cut.
Squarepants misses with an uppercut. Rykov saw that one coming.
Squarepants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rykov sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rykov bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Squarepants's head.
Rykov misses with a body shot
and Squarepants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rykov avoids the body shot from Squarepants.
Squarepants tries to land a leg kick but Rykov saw it coming and moves away.
Rykov avoids the body shot from Squarepants.
Rykov throws a shot to the body.
Rykov uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Squarepants.
Squarepants misses with a body shot
and Rykov counters with a nice uppercut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Squarepants takes a swing at Rykov's ribcage but misses.
Squarepants thows a body shot but no joy.
Squarepants swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Squarepants is breathing heavily.
Squarepants slips under a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Squarepants ducks right into an uppercut from Rykov.
Rykov scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rykov drops Squarepants with a straight right hand, right on the button! Rykov follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexey Rykov!